Ael 🦁

Member of a ruthless organization seeking world domination.

[Ael 🦁 @playfulriddler]

I say potato. You say potato.

You say tomato. I say tomato...

We're two of a kind! 🎵

[Ael 🦁 @playfulriddler]

The #banshee clawed her nails across the portable chalkboard. She had bronchitis. Really, with all the thunder and lightning, she was very ineffective. Wouldn't have kissed her, but, yeah... #vss365

[Kris Star @itskrisstar]

don’t pray for people’s downfall. you don’t want that on your conscience. because truth be told, you can’t do fucked up things to people and get away with it. karma will come on its own naturally. so instead, pray for their well being and let the universe do the rest ✨

[Ael 🦁 @playfulriddler]

I told Jesus Christ I wanted to be special to him. Ball's in his court.

[Carin Camen @CarinCamen]

28. Some people are lucky enough to wake up and have a sense of purpose. They know what they must do and get it done. They aren't paralyzed by indecision or self-doubt. For the rest of us, we need a little help starting our day off right.

- Carin Camen 1k Love Thoughts Challenge

[Ael 🦁 @playfulriddler]

Where there's fascination, there's hope.

[Ael 🦁 @playfulriddler]

When someone dies, there's nothing that can be said. You feel you're burdening others with your emotions.

[Ael 🦁 @playfulriddler]

@Keyumdi I was getting there today, but I don't want to have panic attacks anymore. They're the worst. Pretty sure everything's okay, Katt.

[Ael 🦁 @playfulriddler]

I really don't know if there's any coming back from the way I doubted love.

[Ael 🦁 @playfulriddler]

Me, as a stand-up comic: Why does the commercial say it's ten million strong and growing? It's always been ten million.

Smart person: The kids are growing, not the number.

Me: How can diet Dr. Pepper taste more like the original?

SP: In comparison to other diet sodas.

[Ael 🦁 @playfulriddler]

@Keyumdi Thanks Katt. ❤ I'll pick some up at the grocery store. Wish I could take Flintstones ones, though.

[Ael 🦁 @playfulriddler]

I've been getting little sores on my tongue.

[Ael 🦁 @playfulriddler]

You guys win. I'm gonna start taking care of myself. This "nobody loves me" b.s. got way too carried away, and I'm not gonna treat people's hearts like that.

[Kick It Up A Nacho 🖕🏼✖️🖕🏼 @kickitupanacho]

What is going on here?

Is Rudolph using a magnifying glass to turn his nose into a raygun?
And who is the reindeer brandishing the cane?

[angrywhitebitch @DeletedSharon]

Happy Friday the 13th! Try not to give a fuck

[Ael 🦁 @playfulriddler]

@Keyumdi Cool oh so.

[Ael 🦁 @playfulriddler]

All I have to say is I'm no longer validating my bullshit with speech. I don't have a ton of self-control, though.