garfield believer

[garfield believer @playgroundbeers]

me: what’s your favourite restaurant
terry fox: ihop

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Da suicide isn’t Da answer!

[garfield believer @playgroundbeers]

Happy birthday @KamalaHarris

[Jeremy Fragrance @JeremyFragrance]

This Statement Is 100% Approved By Me.

[Kristin Chenoweth @KChenoweth]

Yall. To lighten the mood, i just learned what queef means. You’re welcome. Sleep tight. Xo

[garfield believer @playgroundbeers]

@nalgenelover Excuse me what

[garfield believer @playgroundbeers]

@mrmag0rium Sooooo real omg

[Pitbull @pitbull]

The pen is mightier than the sword. #QuoteOfTheDay

[Pitbull @pitbull]

All my #PowerfulWomen, y'all deserve the throne. Keep your head up and stay strong daleee

[garfield believer @playgroundbeers]

@mrmag0rium Guys got big things cookin in 2024

[garfield believer @playgroundbeers]

@sevenminuteegg I didn’t even have to think for a SECOND about JS but with ZP I was humming and hawing bc he was mostly a male friendship ruiner in my mind…

[garfield believer @playgroundbeers]

@sevenminuteegg js

[Hunter (Let's hop on a quick 5 min call) @huntercoldcalls]

Went to the strip club last night

Not for fun

Many of the dancers are flush with cash and are looking for solid investment options

I qualified them and set 4 meetings for later this week

That's how you do it!

[Coconut Tree Faller Outer Ofer @Cam_Oflage]

it's literally impossible..
your bitch has to be bad but not TOO bad, or you're a bitch, & that's bad..
you're supposed to smoke good, but if you smoke TOO tough you have to stop..?
they expect you to move different, but if your swag TOO different they'll KILL you??

[garfield believer @playgroundbeers]

@prymethyme Ur fine

[garfield believer @playgroundbeers]

my roommate and my dad are the same guy

[garfield believer @playgroundbeers]

@mrmag0rium Ouilie 🥺🥺🥺 I love him

[garfield believer @playgroundbeers]

I’m a Heather sun Meredith moon Jen Shah rising

[garfield believer @playgroundbeers]

cursed by poseidon, I'm moving to europe

[garfield believer @playgroundbeers]

@mrmag0rium tfw life gives you lemons