Hockay

One sport nobody asked for but everyone needed.

[Hockay @playhockay]

This first week in Hockay had everything: doors opened, bets were made, Looneys were won, Looneys were lost, gloves were thrown...

No one would blame you for losing track of everything happening. Le Council has kept records. Here are the highlights: https://t.co/42BsP1C2Ms

[Hockay @playhockay]

Le Council is issuing this advisory to report that they have resolved in a direction. It is not the direction Le Council had, on balance, expected.

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First round is on FRETTE: log in between today and July 1st to receive 5,000Ⱡ 🍻

[Hockay @playhockay]

Le Council announces the close of its Series H round, led by Graine Wetsky Funds. A joint venture between the two opens The Exchange—fans can now own shares in all twenty-four teams.

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[Hockay @playhockay]

Le Council is aware this has been anticipated. What follows is a full accounting of what arrives with Season 02—not a summary, not a teaser, but the actual record of what citizens will find when the first game begins.
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[Hockay @playhockay]

Congratulations to the Tokyo Titans for winning the First Season Ever of Hockay

[Hockay @playhockay]

675 standings bets have been resolved. 271 won. 404 lost. 6,281,220 Ⱡ paid out. Le Council considers this a successful outcome for the League. It was less successful for some of you personally.

[Hockay @playhockay]

Effective tomorrow: Le Council has identified an outbreak of Playoff Fever across the league. Symptoms include elevated anticipation and an inability to focus on anything but the opening puck drop. Treatment: a ×7 multiplier on your daily reward, administered daily for 7 days

[Hockay @playhockay]

The Provisional Field Assessment Offices in these four regions have completed their provisional assessments. The word "provisional" no longer applies. Le Council is retiring it from use in these four specific contexts.

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[Hockay @playhockay]

For 7 days beginning May 28th at 00:00 UITC, the standard daily reward of 100Ⱡ is multiplied by 10 to 1,000Ⱡ per day. Directly into your wallet. Deployed into Hockay's betting markets or Petitions however you see fit.

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[Hockay @playhockay]

Ten matchdays remain in the First Season Ever. At the conclusion of Matchday 38, the top eight teams will enter the First Postseason Ever, and Hockay will, for the first time, have to decide something it has never decided before.

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Following yesterday's events, Le Council is revising our U.I.P.I. classification level and dispatching additional P.F.A.O.

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5X DAILY REWARD ALL WEEKEND LONG

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[Hockay @playhockay]

Le Council does not, as a rule, take requests. Le Council is permanent. Le Council convenes when Le Council convenes. This is widely understood.

Today, Le Council has a major announcement 🧵

[Hockay @playhockay]

Accordingly, Le Council is pleased to announce the establishment of l'Agence des Pétitions et Sceaux Publics—a subsidiary office henceforth referred to as the A.P.S.P., which begins accepting filings immediately.

[Hockay @playhockay]

The Wiki has been updated to reflect this latest research: https://t.co/nT3MBfKzM4

[Hockay @playhockay]

Le Council is pleased to share R.I.N.K. technical bulletin on player modifiers and their quantified impact

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[Hockay @playhockay]

Le Council thanks attendees for their patience. No further update at this time.

[Hockay @playhockay]

Today, at 05:23 of the second period of the ANC–RIM matchday 16 game, the Puck stopped the game following an unscheduled sixth-dimensional event. All players were displaced from the ice. The game was paused. Le Council was informed. This is normal.

[Hockay @playhockay]

The Sixth remains unresponsive to inquiry. This is consistent with prior behavior. Le Council continues to observe.