Peter Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

Proto-astrophysicist | Future graduate student at ASU studying exoplanets | In addition to space, I like history, music, and food | he/him/his

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Me: Is it gonna be cold or hot today?
TX: yes

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despite now having a degree in astrophysics I would like to assure everybody that I am, in fact, still stupid

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YEET

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made potstickers and they.... stuck to the pot

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making my research plots aesthetic is more important than studying, right?

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https://t.co/50OkBG5xRC

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Astronomers trying to justify their terrible acronyms:

[𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ @Grimezsz]

•X, the unknown variable ⚔️
•Æ, my elven spelling of Ai (love &/or Artificial intelligence)
•A-12 = precursor to SR-17 (our favorite aircraft). No weapons, no defenses, just speed. Great in battle, but non-violent 🤍
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(A=Archangel, my favorite song)
(⚔️🐁 metal rat)

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crazy how cinco de mayo falls on 4/20 this year

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are you a vector with components parallel to the surface or are you normal

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the m in stem stands for masochism

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when mathematica takes more than 30 seconds to do an integral

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Found this gem on arXiv today

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ask your parents permission before going on zoom

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“___, dude”

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Composing/arranging music:

45% listening back thinking “this sounds really good”

45% listening back thinking “this sounds utterly terrible”

10% actually creating new material

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When it’s cold the day after you get a haircut

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When I discover another Chrome keyboard shortcut

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It's parasol season again boys ☀️☂️

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Landscaping, for men

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Thanos' "Simple Calculus":

Rate at which the population must be removed, R, is modeled by the exponentiation of the age of the universe, t, divided by the number of infinity stones, N (1st graph). Integrate wrt time to get the % population that must be killed (2nd graph)