lyssy long legs

was once described as “generic” | she/her

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

it's me and my "huh" against the world

[nathan @nathanrobii]

leonardo dicaprio goes in for his mustache transplant and when he came out he asked “wheres pedro pascal?” and the doctors said “who do you think gave you the mustache”

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo hopes both teams have fun!

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Doing dry January so I’ve had eleven diet cokes at this bar

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

jamie lee curtis (2008)

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re diana from the honey bunches of oats commercials

[bevin @Kevchesterr]

AGAIN

FUCK BOSTON
FUCK THE RED SOX
FUCK THE CELTICS
FUCK THE BOSTON TEA PARTY
FUCK THE HARBOR
FUCK FENWAY
FUCK THE BRUINS
FUCK MARK WAHLBERG
FUCK WAHLBERGERS
FUCK DUNKIN
FUCK YOU TOO BEN AFFLECK
FUCK THE RED SOX
FUCK MASSACHUSETTS WORST STATE TO SPELL

SMD

NY OR NOWHERE

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Might start signing off emails with ‘but what do I know’

[Justin Bieber @justinbieber]

swag II midnight tonight.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

fridge cigarette goes so hard

[thomas @tlanese777]

An east coast based elderly drag queen named Nan Tuck-it

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as a Savannah Bananas baseball player performer attempts a backflip during a live segment on CNN, only to face plant hard in front of the live cameras. The unexpected slip left anchors stunned

[yedoye @yedoye_]

starting to think business is standing on me

[ugly fugly @lilemzivert]

“diet coke is just a fridge cigarette” is the type of poetry i live for