Dan B

Lover of good music, proper beer and crass quips.

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@LBC Who gives one flying shite

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@MsJoKiernan And they’ll not let you have a cup of coffee without giving you a bag as well because ‘helf n safety’ 🤡

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@ourhousetvuk @sainsburys Byig biznyiz

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Standard fucking @sainsburys . As soon as the hot weather arrives, every single freezer immediately goes down. “ sorry our freezers aren’t cold enough.”
Absolute joke

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Serves 2 does it @morrisons? Barely serves one lad. What a joke. 5 quid for this

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@SkyNews @joncraig Course there won’t be. Just imagine the uproar if it was the other way around

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@Nigel_Farage He ‘didn’t notice’ - this is exactly the kind of behaviour to expect from the left wing extremists.

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@TTuchelofficial fuck you doing man!!! WHY YOU DOING 5-4-1!??!???!?? Fuck it off and ATTACK!!!!

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@Dominos_UK Sweet episodes of @TopGear

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@phylipharries OHHHHHHHH Yes it… nah, I’ll save myself for Christmas 🎅👹

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Something sexy arrived in the post today…. @phylipharries

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@sainsburys why’ve you got to make it so miserable for everyone? Look at it

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@zarahussain999 @SkyNews Stating the obvious lol

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@NickFerrariLBC @ClarePatterson2 You’ve got to be one silly son bitch to mess with the Ferrari

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@netflix adverts even though we’re already paying for it? Nah. Cancelled. In a bit

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@ITV why’d you go and tell the audience to OHHHH…. WAYYYYY on every single spin of the wheel of fortune? Annoying stop it

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@Morrisons I’m sorry, but who made your jingle? It makes absolutely zero musical sense and is genuinely uncomfortable to listen to. It should be Da diddy da diddy da. Not Da diddy da diddy da di da. Who signed off on that extra syllable which has no business being there?

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I’m sorry @Lord_Sugar but what have you been smoking, keeping that guy over Mia? She was the only one really deserving of at least the final. What the hell? Seriously? That guy?

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Dear @ChallengeTV nobody wants hours of Tenable or The Chase. Where’s Fort Beaumont

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@NoContextBrits Big sky sports sign. Fruit machine