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every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end.

[bone @boneGPT]

"People aren't ready, this is gonna change everything"

You know what people weren't ready for? Fucking mammoths. Tigers eating them. Monkeys ripping their arms off. The black plague. The ice age. Smallpox. Vikings pulling up on the beach. Drinking water that gives you diarrhea until you die. Getting a scratch and losing your whole leg. The Mongols. The Spanish Inquisition.

One volcano can send us back to the dark ages and these safety guys are gonna be shocked. Oh the robots didn't kill us? It was a volcano? Imagine their disappointment as the hot ash rains down on them.

A solar flare is gonna explode your phone in your pocket your legs are gonna be covered in battery acid and your bank account will stop working. You're afraid of a computer program doing math?

"Things are moving too fast" homie you live on a rock that periodically deletes everything. You are one the most luckiest entities in a 100 light year radius living during a golden era. Cheer up.

My ancestors crossed an ocean in a wooden box because they ran out of fucking potatoes.

"The social disruption will be enormous!"

Nigga World War 2? World War 2? Hop in the people carrier we're landing on the beach.

Are these people out of their fucking minds? Do they not know what we've survived already?

A couple decades of air conditioning and people suddenly think oh this is the natural condition of mankind. No. We used to have eight kids because seven didn't make it. You're gonna be fine. Man the fuck up.

Accelerate.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Home Alone, but instead of Catherine O’Hara, it’s Lindsay Clancy.

[Soup @playoffs2024]

@ethanfoster64 @_markjsullivan Cry about it

[Matthew @OswaldsTopGuy]

"Anyway here's my big fat tits"

[Soup @playoffs2024]

@SEC Stop. Giving. LSU. Night. Games.

[ryanpropz @ryanpropz]

Truly one of the best tweets I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣

[jetsburner @nhlburnerboi]

Fuck it, #nhljets Connor Hellebuyck playoff montage

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@MizzouAthletics @MizzouFootball Outstanding

[Mizzou Athletics @MizzouAthletics]

The next great memory is always waiting.

Welcome to the 100th anniversary of Memorial Stadium 🏟️

[Back Then Football @BackThenFB]

September 16th, 2023: Mizzou upsets #15 Kansas State in dramatic fashion #MIZ

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@On3 @kyle_mcareavy But I was told everyone watched LSU!?

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@MizzouFootball Just a total dunk fest on the fake birds. Well done.

[Mizzou Football @MizzouFootball]

𝐖𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝟐 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐢 𝐌𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞

The toughest team always wins.

[Soup @playoffs2024]

@cardsmemes This is a basic ground ball to the SS clown. O’Brien has been a god send for what the organization planned for the team and its bullpen this year. Is he spectacular? No. But he’s had a fine season.

[Btown Bucket Boy @BtownBucketBoy]

Brett Beilima is out here saying he had to change to a 3-3-5 this year because he couldn’t afford DLinemen

Meanwhile Illinois dropped millions on the biggest Jumbotron in CFB, just for other teams to punk them like this

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@twosuh No one wants to watch garbage mediocre LSU every week every year

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@godogssicem Mizzou leading the 11 am kickoff time is the biggest joke

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@LSUbeat This is the dumbest person and argument in this discussion “it’s our tradition” #idiot.