𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒊𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒌𝒆 .ᐟ

you'll never know the p s y c h o p a t h sitting next to you.

[𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒊𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒌𝒆 .ᐟ @playsspsyche]

barbara “barbie” burke! queen of the Irish mob / @sellshacks gf / halstead anti / gemini energy / sarcastic af / too funny for her own good

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

i’m only using what the gods gave me.

[★ @manymusez]

Rue Cobblepot (King)

@sellshacks 's bio daughter / @playsspsyche 's step daughter / @flynnonfire 's bestie / petty thief / college student / @wonderguesses 's arch nemesis / criminal in training / motherless energy / former foster kid

fc: Lizze Broadway

[burkey @shamedlegacy]

younger sister/boss !!

Dr. Chloe Burke (Barbie) !! @playsspsyche

[𝚑𝚊𝚠𝚔𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎 @fortisthird]

🇺🇸🇨🇦. aka suzy. consultant. naval intelligence specialist. third gen sailor. only child. niece. cousin. the sunshine to caleb's grumpy. smoothie enthusiast. retired theatre kid. her father's daughter.

[𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒉 𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 .ᐟ @creativehecrt]

Leah Adeline Emerson

Orphaned daughter. Fire survivor. Foster daughter of @pyrodives and family. Baby sister of Hope. Best friend of Wren. Stella's niece. Smart aleck (but also sweet). The creative heart of the firehouse. Gemini baby.

[ˢᵉʳᵍᵉᵃⁿᵗ gerwitz @rangeryore]

enemies/twin brother & sister in law *

Dr. Barbie Burke & Richie King-Burke * @playsspsyche & @sellshacks

[𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒊𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒌𝒆 .ᐟ @playsspsyche]

a playfully begrudging happy birthday to @slyscuffle

she didn't really have a gift and opted to give him money instead.

[𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒊𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒌𝒆 .ᐟ @playsspsyche]

@sellshacks Barbie shrugged. "She'd get returned... eventually."

[𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒊𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒌𝒆 .ᐟ @playsspsyche]

she has an idea for @sellshacks

[𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒊𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒌𝒆 .ᐟ @playsspsyche]

@sellshacks "He'd do aaanything to repay his debts, even demanding money from Maggie and Cat to get money in order to get Jazzy back. He even asked Jazzy to ask Maggie to get money from her," She laughed, a sly grin on her face. "I hardly doubt the brat would get severely harmed,"

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[𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒊𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒌𝒆 .ᐟ @playsspsyche]

@sellshacks Mm hmm, exactly. Clone her phone number and have it text Jazzy to meet her at a certain place. Then Jazzy's dad comes in to take her. Jazzy won't suspect anything when she sees the text

[𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒊𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒌𝒆 .ᐟ @playsspsyche]

@sellshacks She's got a plan to get back at Cat. She needs his help hacking into a certain Cassy's phone to do it-

[𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒊𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒌𝒆 .ᐟ @playsspsyche]

how do you know it was me? I'm not the only blonde in Chicago.

The only attractive blonde, but not the only one

[lt hollander !! @solvesbombs]

you're an aggravated arson suspect, I'm the co of the arson-bomb cpd unit . I'm just letting you know we're onto you, that's all .

[𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒊𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒌𝒆 .ᐟ @playsspsyche]

threatening me, are we? it'd be a pity if something were to happen to her, or to any of your numerous daughters.

hope you like your new car, even if it doesn't have that warm touch :)

[lt hollander !! @solvesbombs]

You're not my type, regardless.

Given Astra's in one piece and not in an urn, she's not exactly burnt toast. Soooooo enjoy being a free woman while it lasts .

[𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒊𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒌𝒆 .ᐟ @playsspsyche]

Besides, your poor burned toast wifey wouldn't like it

[lt hollander !! @solvesbombs]

I bet he does. 😒

[𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒊𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒌𝒆 .ᐟ @playsspsyche]

yes yes yes 😏

[ᵈʳ. ᵏᶦⁿᵍ⁻ᵇᵘʳᵏᵉ ₊˚. @sellshacks]

welllll— how about we play a game where every time we can get one of the goodie two shoes losers to swear at us over a text, we take of a piece of our clothes . First one with no clothes left on wins ???

[𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒊𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒌𝒆 .ᐟ @playsspsyche]

nah, Richie does that but thanks for the offer !

[lt hollander !! @solvesbombs]

Oh, fuck off

[𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒊𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒌𝒆 .ᐟ @playsspsyche]

hmm what about both?

[ᵈʳ. ᵏᶦⁿᵍ⁻ᵇᵘʳᵏᵉ ₊˚. @sellshacks]

each other orrrrrr the coppers ? Cuz im down for either

[𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒊𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒌𝒆 .ᐟ @playsspsyche]

wanna do some late night tormenting?

[ᵈʳ. ᵏᶦⁿᵍ⁻ᵇᵘʳᵏᵉ ₊˚. @sellshacks]

we really are the perfect couple, baby

[𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒊𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒌𝒆 .ᐟ @playsspsyche]

anything for you, baby 😍

[ᵈʳ. ᵏᶦⁿᵍ⁻ᵇᵘʳᵏᵉ ₊˚. @sellshacks]

me when my hot wifey torments cops : 😍😩

[𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒊𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒌𝒆 .ᐟ @playsspsyche]

perrrcy, pretty Percy, how's your little wifey doing? is she all ash?

@solvesbombs