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“Be silly, be kind, be weird. There’s no time for anything else.” -Sir Anthony Hopkins (He/Him)

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Fuck cancer

#technobladeneverdies

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The funk station on Pretzel Rocks may be the greatest thing ever

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@WelsknightPlays But muh easy stereotypes!!!

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@WelsknightPlays My wife pointed this out to me over a decade ago and I’m still too dumb to get it right all the time

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My friend’s 8 year old daughter watched my stream today and got inspired to play Minecraft again.

I’m hoping she can give me some tips.

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Completely unfounded theory: lighting the four lamps in front of the ancient city portal in a certain sequence using only skulk sensors will be how it lights.

Completely founded theory: at least one YouTuber is going to make an April Fools video about lighting the portal.

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@TornadoWiz @slicedlime Early snapshots are usually super laggy. Optimization takes time (and data).

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I have been in fistfights where everyone involved has lost interest after an hour.

Why are we still talking about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock?

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Started working on my first Minecraft mod today. Nothing too extravagant so hopefully it won’t take too long to finish. Should be fun.

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I don’t think the Will Smith/Chris rock thing was staged. I don’t think writers or actors could pull off that genuine of a reaction to being slapped.

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@WelsknightPlays Cheers, sir! 🍻

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@WelsknightPlays I’ll jump on the grenade in the room here: do you think civilians should be allowed to purchase semi-automatic rifles such as an AR-15?

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@voidhaley What’s your favorite kind of PopTart?

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After a lot of unexpected set backs, I think I’m gonna get to stream tomorrow. Which is weird because it’ll be my first stream of 2022.

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If there are no air blocks under a player in a five block radius or the Warden and player are on the same Y level when Roar is initiated, then the Roar attack has no effect. Everytime Roar is triggered, the nearest player is chosen as the target.

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It’s still way too easy to cheese the Warden, although the extra attack range and hilarious lava swimming are nice touches. It needs a way to affect player position that is negated by being on the same level as the player or by the player being on solid ground.

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First, give the Warden a “Roar” attack. Doesn’t do much damage, but inflicts Knockback II on any player in a ten block radius. Roar triggers every time the Warden fails a standard attack, and if Roar triggers twice in a row the Warden burrows to the nearest player.

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In case you ever get the idea to set up 1200 fuel generators in Satisfactory, let me give you a tip:

You’re gonna run into space issues because gennies are much bigger than you realize, so make sure to give yourself options

…you thought I was gonna say “don’t”, didn’t you?

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@SeryCodes @similyytv Go fish, War, Rummy, Poker, Blackjack, Hearts