Hey everybody. Just letting you know I’m still up for any playtime or fun or snacks and if anyone knows any rabbits… I’d like to have a word. #bestlife
Maybe some people on Twitter just need to go for a walk and help me to catch those squirrels. Little buggers are taking over and I could use the help. And why is everyone so angry with everyone else? Maybe they all need a lick! #licksforhumanity
The Pretty Lady returneth! Thank the doggie-gods. Saw The Grey Man too and I just couldn’t contain myself. It was too much. All is back to right now. #stayhome
Something is going on with the squirrels. Not only are they far more brazen, eating peanuts on my very porch, but they are everywhere. The Bald Man is useless. All he does is shush me. SHUSH me!
Back home again. The Pretty Lady is still missing but the Bald Man is back in all his “glory”. I’m staying in the window until she returns. That’s just that.
Enjoying my time with The Hello Man and the Treat Lady, but that Bald Man just up and LEFT! He doesn’t come back soon I’m going to destroy one his precious running shoes asap. #notevenkidding#vacationvibes
Puppy life is the bomb. I’m not even kidding. I love my new friends and I even love the Bald Man sometimes. Nothing could go wrong now. #bestdays#walkwithme
Went to training yesterday and I think it went pretty well with all this “heel” stuff and frankly there’s rooms of treats. It exhausting though and I slept all afternoon afterwards. Bald man seemed tired too!
Who knew getting groomed would make the last few days insufferable. Vet was fun with pretty ladies everywhere and my Pretty Lady speaking for me. I’m so lucky to have her. #itch
Saw a bunch of squirrels this morning when out Bald Man. Found some efforts to build defensive positions with snow. I showed them it was fruitless by bounding to the top and barking. Still… they look like they might want to play…
Patrol for squirrels this morning bore no results. They are out there and I felt them watching me. There will be another day. And on that day there will be a reconning.
Still no sign of her. This is totally unacceptable. I’m not going to talk to her for ONE WHOLE SECOND when I see her next. And then… well… it’s going to be embarrassing.