Alan Brown

Spune Productions | Main At South Side | Please & Thank You Booking

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Check out our upcoming Showroom Sounds concerts with @TheGloryFires @MattHillyer1

Tickets at https://t.co/jWqcqL240H

#LiveMusic #fortworthmusic #hearfortworth

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No matter what happens tonight, the real winner is physical fitness. #PaulTyson

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I can tell how long this flight has been delayed by the tone of voice every mother is using right now. #flightdelay

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Shout out to Captain Ron for keeping it real. I hope @AmericanAir will listen to his feedback to improve their processes.

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Was flipping through the channels, saw Jeff Dunham and decided to just read.

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Nick Sirianni looks like he’s always suffering from “pretty bad” allergies.

#philadelphiaeagles #eagles #FlyEaglesFly #somethingintheair #SundayNightFootball

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I love baseball.
#Baseball #TexasRangers #ALCS

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Adolis Garcia putting more shit in orbit than NASA.

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Every hotel and air BnB in Texas has a black and white photo of a fuzzy steer.

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In a horizontal world, be vertical development. #txwx

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@vandoliers https://t.co/j8xP1ZIimy

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@WeatherNation Sure thing!

Here are some pictures for size comparison.

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Hail in Carter Riverside neighborhood of Fort Worth, east of downtown. Outdoor sirens going off now. @NBCDFW @CBS11 @wfaaweather @wfaa @FOX4 #txwx #dfwwx

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@thick_trinity Same

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@gothlipsburger I prefer “You made it!”

[Jill Twiss @jilltwiss]

Every woman’s deodorant is called Delicate Whisper and every man’s deodorant is called Beef Shazam!

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Peter Sarsgaard laughs like you fell for his trap and he’s got you where he wants you and he can’t believe you were really that stupid.

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Of all the things @leonbridges has achieved, getting introduced by @KermitTheFrog has to be up there.

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@mobleywho It was VERY moody.

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I had a dream Paul Thomas Anderson made a sequel to Twister.