Clare

don't try this at home. she/her/hers. #blacklivesmatter

[Clare @pleaseclareify]

my dad and I mistakenly took each other's socks from the dryer so we did a handoff. I pointed out that it was the New York Sock Exchange. He just sighed.

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@BachelorABC how about a gay Golden Bachelor with only contestants who came out later in life.

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@martinmherlihy this is my favorite video of all time and half of it no longer has sound. Is this a legality thing?

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@vestedgrammar @marionumber4 the justice system that gave Junko Furata's perpetrators a slap on the wrist (read up at your own risk; content warning to the nth degree)

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@StuntmanMiZ @cavalierremedy wish I grew up in a time before this movie's twist was such mainstream knowledge.

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@MsKellyMHayes they would say "ex-marine" at best.

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@arnettwill is my hall pass.

[Jon @jturnerdds]

I’m a dentist and I graduated with 68 other ones. I’ve met even more in 13 years as a dentist. None of us have been asked shit about our opinions on toothpastes.

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@hulu_support It's everything I watch. Firefox.

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@hulu_support fix captioning! It's out of sync with programming and people with hearing disabilities can't use it!

[j @thickyrubio]

happy trans day of visibility to all of the trans pals. love you all.

[Clare @pleaseclareify]

@DollyParton how can I convince you officiate my friend's non-wedding?

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@peterrdaly bet.

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@hottropica when she said "you don't know me from Adam", I thought she was distinguished herself from Adam Lambert.

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me: I know that guy because he's creepy and won't stop messaging me on instagram.
my boss: that's weird because your instagram is unappealing.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

The President of Iran has left the United States and is on his way back to Iran.

Now that he is no longer on US soil, the Iranian government will start to crackdown on protestors aggressively.

The Iranian people need your voice now more than ever before.

#MahsaAmini

[Clare @pleaseclareify]

Iran has cut off its citizens' access to the internet so the world can't see that their government is shooting protestors in the face and chest #مهسا_امینی

[tok6yo @YegaaneM]

They use ambulances to arrest protesters so that if people stop them, they call them saboteurs.
Be our voice, the internet is Down here
#مهسا_امینی
#MahsaAmini #Mahsa_Amini
#oplran

[Clare @pleaseclareify]

@zachsilberberg #sasquatchgate

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@zachsilberberg omg zach you made it onto my feed and I will hold you accountable for execution the above plan.

[Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh_]

I’ve never seen this before and it makes the hounding of them by the British tabloids even more grotesque