Bing

Hello please feet pics oh wowowow wowee thats a good case of bunions there ma'am

[sarah @notjerk4kirk]

oh my god. oh my fucking god. he’s gone turbo.

[Dave Crowley 🍉🐦‍⬛ @dcrowleyprod]

BBC in the 1970’s:

[Egotistical @TristanBeMe101]

DON'T ABBREVIATE YOUR NAME CHRIS PRATT

[Jars @TontonJars]

Les vibecoders qui voient tout le monde parler du dangereux hack npm mais n’y comprennent rien du tout :

[HoLeeFuk @HoLeeFuk1268]

@BigBadDalek

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

The Post Credits scene for the Ringo Starr movie

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance what’s his name. Who did you speak to JD. I want to talk to him on my Fortnite Friday show. Kill yourself just kidding

[Alex Hollings @AlexHollings52]

This is literally the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet in a long time.

[DALEK @BigBadDalek]

WE ARE DALEK CAAN 🗣️🙏
WE CARRY THE FLAME 🔥🔥
WE FIGHT WITH THE DOCTOR 😡🏏
HE IS SUPER LAME 🍅🍅

[CIX 🦾 @cixliv]

Using a mocap suit to kick yourself in the balls with a robot is a great metaphor to close out 2025.

[The Living Tombstone @LivingTombstone]

I really hate grok stop getting in my way

[Bing @pleasefeedmech1]

Me:

[Bing @pleasefeedmech1]

The beatles: john pork, george and ringo

[Bing @pleasefeedmech1]

High vis jacked in da club

[Bing @pleasefeedmech1]

Hey its cool and all
How ive had the same song playing in my head for 10
Hours straight and only realised after several hours of having to think i think thats cool 🛸

[Bing @pleasefeedmech1]

Remember to deworm twitter by blocking all blue checkmarks

[Bing @pleasefeedmech1]

You're in a house with two toilets and really need a piss, when you get to the toilet there is a dead body on it. Do you report the body first or go for a piss in the other toilet first.