dj vance

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engineer

[dj vance @pleasekilljay]

r34 stocks again #notkansei

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just sent my first grailed lowball in 8 years

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another car on the way #depositsent

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@Zaohz genuinely can’t tell if i’m getting old or this nigga fans just retarded

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i broke it then sold it for 3k #stonks

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picked the new rig up today. car #33. 1st bagged car. probably one of my biggest steals yet @ $700 😁

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lowkey #edtwt

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dinner i don’t care Anymore

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@pxtvr then them niggas in the replies talmbout “motion” bro restrict internet access from the entire country

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yo i really need every fucking nigerian banned off this app

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Weed date >>>>>

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@pxtvr do you see what your people be doing bro

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dinner i don’t care Anymore

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planning a high school reunion just to flex racks and leave

[dj vance @pleasekilljay]

need this for when i’m drunk as fuck at drift events

[NO1ennn @N01ennn]

this is f*cking insane...

a guy reverse-engineered his Ray-Ban Meta glasses with Opus 5.5 and turned them into JARVIS for the race track

it reads the track in real time, draws the racing line on the asphalt and tells him when to brake, turn in and counter-steer

his lap: 1:52.4 → 1:47.1. minus 5.3 seconds in one session

here's how it works step by step:

step 1 → the glasses stream what he sees to his phone, 30 frames a second

step 2 → a vision model finds the asphalt, the curbs and the next corner in every frame, even with his head shaking

step 3 → Opus 5.5 plans the racing line: outside → apex → outside, and paints it right on the road

step 4 → green = full throttle. red = braking zone. orange = you're in the corner

step 5 → before every turn: "BRAKE · 80 m", countdown, then "turn in", then "apex"

step 6 → when the rear slides, it shows the drift angle and which way to counter-steer

step 7 → the voice in his ear: "brake… now", "hold the apex", "full throttle"

step 8 → a mini-map in the corner compares his line with the ideal one and shows the lap delta live

under the hood:

→ no cloud, everything runs on the phone
→ if it loses the road, the line fades out instead of lying to you
→ every lap is saved, so it learns where you lose time

F1 teams pay millions for a race engineer. he made one out of sunglasses

[dj vance @pleasekilljay]

@wockingone duh

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@welldamnDUB @IAmSuburban someone else with actual experience lol 🙏

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@parleypicass0 @sjrrymum @IAmSuburban pdi technician ≠ salesman

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@sjrrymum @parleypicass0 @IAmSuburban ur experience in real life doesn’t matter bro google ai and reddit comment knows best 🔥🔥🙌

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@parleypicass0 @sjrrymum @IAmSuburban gas can

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@parleypicass0 @sjrrymum @IAmSuburban only on this app will someone try to tell you you’re wrong in your own profession by posting google ai screenshots and reddit comments

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@parleypicass0 @sjrrymum @IAmSuburban why would smaller used car spots handle delivery of brand new cars. what are we saying lol

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@parleypicass0 @sjrrymum @IAmSuburban i was a pdi technician at multiple manufacturers . i’ve seen cars come to the dealership from the factory with 0 and leave with 0 lol. but that’s okay google ai says im wrong so im wrong