.@w00ples left their Rustlers cheese burger in the microwave a bit too long and burnt their tongue!
They said that's why they haven't been in vc for the past week ‼️ 🍔
Jaspersmug has admitted he doesn’t actually go to the gym. Instead he’s been using the Anchor Arms from SpongeBob.
“It was all just to intimidate Sam and I think it worked quite well” said Jasper ‼️💪
Legoringo said that he stopped playing Marvel Rivals because some aliens told him to!
“Pick your battles” he said following his telling of spotting the UFO.
Apparently it was projecting the message in the sky with holograms ‼️👽
After @WEEZERFANSADLY changed her main game to Granblue, we asked her why. She refused to answer and proceeded to chug her 17th consecutive San Pellegrino lemon and mint drink ‼️🍺
.@samthesilly walked to Tesco express but forgot what he went there for. He ended up buying a cheese and onion pasty to not look suspicious even though he doesn’t like cheese and onion 💯🤑
Turns out that @SoLegendDairy is actually lactose intolerant but he only found out the other week when he made his cat scared when farting after cereal ‼️🥛