Pledge Brother

I CAN'T WAIT TO BE AN ACTIVE!

[Pledge Brother @pledge_brother]

You guys. I finished community college and I'm driving to Florida to try this all again. I. Will. Be. GREEK. #GameOfThrones #Eclipse2017

[Pledge Brother @pledge_brother]

This semester they'll make me an active. I'm SURE of it!

[Pledge Brother @pledge_brother]

I couldn't tell the actives I just shit my pants watching #AHSHotel. I be telling the actives it ain't scarrrrry cuz I a tough guy #AHSFX

[Pledge Brother @pledge_brother]

Rush week is here! And you gotta make your pick RIGHT. Or else you have to transfer schools and wait a year and pick again. #RedShirtFrat

[Pledge Brother @pledge_brother]

What y'all know about home-openers and matching beer bongs for every touchdown? Ya boi drunk AF. PLEDGING RULES! #rush #oneofakindtradition

[Pledge Brother @pledge_brother]

Sorry for not tweeting in a while; Active brothers broke my cell. But I deserved it, I couldn't memorize the 123 words of The True Gentleman

[Pledge Brother @pledge_brother]

Our pledge class just had a fantasy draft. The actives made me choose Jordy Nelson as my 1st pick. I can't wait to be an active. #greeklife

[Pledge Brother @pledge_brother]

If I could go back and rush again.I'd ask if I could join without getting hazed. But you know what. I gotta earn it. Being #active is earned

[Pledge Brother @pledge_brother]

Tell you what, 1D knows how to write a jam that sorority girls will dance to. This'll be on repeat at the frat house #DragMeDownMusicVideo

[Pledge Brother @pledge_brother]

Must. Become. Active. #MakeLifeBetterIn3Words

[Pledge Brother @pledge_brother]

Brother Jeremy made me stop cleaning his bathroom & hit a 6 foot bong & watch South Park. We should be watching #Sixfeetunder #hbo #stoned

[Pledge Brother @pledge_brother]

Hold up. Is Zac Efron kinda legit? B/c he is jumping outta planes and dropping tight Point Break quotes. "See you in Hell Johnny" #zacjump

[Pledge Brother @pledge_brother]

I've been locked in a utility closet for 12 hours. But I have a can of chew and a 24 pack of keystone light. I love this fraternity! #Greek

[Pledge Brother @pledge_brother]

Just drank a cup of dip spit on accident. These actives are messy! Can't wait to be an active.... #GreekCrisis

[Pledge Brother @pledge_brother]

Totally maxed out my credit card. Actives are gonna eat like kings for "True Gentleman Night" if my pledge ship depends on it; which it does

[Pledge Brother @pledge_brother]

Always having to carry cigarettes so I can give one to an active when they want one, that I finally started smoking them! I wanna be active!

[Pledge Brother @pledge_brother]

Just woke up from a 3 day bender after eating 8 Xanax. I lost a game of ping pong against Brother Fletch and had to eat the "sleep sandwich"

[Pledge Brother @pledge_brother]

I just got Smirnoff "iced" before math class b/c I'm not supposed to walk through the quad. I was late & Active Tommy caught me. I'm buzzed!

[Pledge Brother @pledge_brother]

My meal plan is almost empty because I buy 15 egg McMuffins every morning for the actives. God. I can't wait to be an active!!

[Pledge Brother @pledge_brother]

Last night I had the option of drinking a fifth of Early Times or shitting my pants... I chose Early Times and shit my pants anyways. #1Bro