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If it involves alcohol, or avocados I'm probably down.

[kev @pleitez_k]

Cant wait to get my license back😬

[Sawyer Hackett @SawyerHackett]

Literal Nazis marching the streets of DC for America’s 250th anniversary.

That’s Trump’s America.

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

Karoline Leavitt went to an expensive private high school, then worked in the White House immediately out of college, then married a billionaire her daddy's age. What kind of spoon is that?

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This totally destroys the Republican narrative.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Bank: We need proof you can afford a $2,000/month mortgage.

Me: I’ve been paying $2,800/month in rent for years.

Bank: Doesn’t count.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

He’s literally blocking a bill that would make it easier for you to afford a home because he wants to be able to suppress voters ahead of the midterms.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

Í honesty don’t think any of them ever had any.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

It made my day 🫣

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

MAGA would blow $1 trillion bombing some random county before spending a dime on this.

[Michael @TheMG3D]

I’d rather have water go towards this than data centers

[Topz @tophz_]

HR: What’s your current salary?

Candidate: $150,000.

HR: What’s your salary expectation?

Candidate: Somewhere around $190,000–$200,000.

HR: Sorry, that’s outside our budget.

Candidate: What’s the budget for the role?

HR: $120,000–$130,000.

Candidate: Then why wasn’t that listed in the job posting?

HR: Company policy. We don’t want people applying just for the money.

Candidate: Respectfully, nobody should have to burn a vacation day, sit through multiple interviews, and take time away from their current job just to discover the position pays $20,000–$30,000 LESS than what they’re already making…

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Wow... it's almost as if vaccines actually work. Who knew?

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

The rest of the world is finally saying what Americans have been thinking for years

[Unacceptable Cherie B @CherieBeneteau]

I got my bonus today at work would love to be happy about it but, apparently the govt deserves half of it. Bonus is supposed to be merit based I'd like to know what the govt did for this bonus? I guess I own shares in Ukraine now!!!
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[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Look what we pulled out of the Reflecting Pool...

[TheeDreadGod @TheeDreadGod]

Ima be real… we shouldn’t be getting this until 2030.

[Covie @covie_93]

All this because an 80yo man cant admit that he screwed up.

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Imagine what a billionaire could do if any of them gave a fuck

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Zohran Mamdani is 34 years old. YOUNG PEOPLE CAN LEAD EFFECTIVELY. You don't have to be 70 with "life experience" to do a good job.

[🐍🌊 Anaconda Fights -🥊🐍 Dictator Free Network @AnacondaFights]

@Mbakaza4L We wont even try the President of the United States and there both alive. We aint ever gonna try the random in the streets properly We have no Basis of law. Rape murder and torture is legal if you got the right money or Color.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Crazy how this wasn’t a law already