Mary

[Mary @plerrbb]

I love to entertain conversations with idiots. Dummies really send em my way

[Mary @plerrbb]

The window bitch. Born for the windows. Not the streets

[Mary @plerrbb]

Forgor how lovely wonderful peaceful solo moviegoing do be

[Mary @plerrbb]

They’re consensually non consenting my crefit card rn

[Mary @plerrbb]

Wordle at the club and I’m making it work

[Mary @plerrbb]

Ultimate disguise: full beige

[Mary @plerrbb]

Currently fucking up a medium difficulty crossword

[Mary @plerrbb]

A hoot in the house but a bore in the bar

[Mary @plerrbb]

The pressure of acknowledging all the vendors at an arts fair is just too much to bear

[Mary @plerrbb]

Bowling angry never works.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.

It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

(https://t.co/U0k83hA62K)

[Mary @plerrbb]

@rnoldpalmergirl I still couldn’t tell ya!

[Mary @plerrbb]

Yeah tell your boss you gotta pee like a truck(?) more why don’t you.

[Magills @magills_]

Man goes to the doctor, “Doc, I’m depressed. I keep banging women in their early 20s and I can’t stop.” Doc says, “the Foo Fighters are in town. Go to their concert and take your mind off of all the hot 20 somethings you keep banging.” The man says, “but Doc, I am Foo Fighters.”

[Mary @plerrbb]

That’s not my mom that’s a pangolin.

[courtney 🫶🏻 @alltxnfingers]

women in this country deserve so much fucking better. olympic gold medalists being reduced to the punchline of a joke for everyone in the good ol’ boys club to laugh at. genuinely fuck you to everyone on this team. rot in hell.

[rubyh @rnoldpalmergirl]

Going on da app feels like being a pig at the slop trough ready for my daily slop and sludge

[🦢 @damnidc__]

So you’re telling me that A male birth control pill was created but canceled due to side effects... The same ones women deal with ????????