Plers Morgan

'One day you're a cock, next day you're Piers Morgan' - Piers Morgan. Parody account.

[Plers Morgan @PlersMorgan_]

Yes. I know 4.5million close relatives who have all had it.

[Steve · Millionaire Habits @SteveOnSpeed]

Do you personally know anyone that has contracted COVID-19?

No names, just yes or no.

[Plers Morgan @PlersMorgan_]

@piersmorgan @GMB Further to this, I hate bullies because at school they used to take my Teddy off me and tease me about having it. Year 11 was awful for me.

[Plers Morgan @PlersMorgan_]

@piersmorgan @GMB I call them all c*nts and don't let them speak, ridiculous that they won't come on.

[Plers Morgan @PlersMorgan_]

BREAKING: A further 27,000 Covid-19 cases recorded in the UK today, along with 76,000 Mink disease, 98,000 bird flu, 43,000 Aligator flu, 56,000 Ant disease, 99,000 Tree virus, and 71,000 Fish flu.

Those in denial are #FLUIDIOTS

[Plers Morgan @PlersMorgan_]

@SkyNewsBreak Those figures are incorrect. We have at least 50,000 cases just in the last hour, actually.

[Plers Morgan @PlersMorgan_]

@sanerefrain @timspector @AlistairHaimes It went over your head you fanny, that's why you don't know about it.

[Plers Morgan @PlersMorgan_]

@sanerefrain @timspector @AlistairHaimes 👏🏼👏🏼

[Plers Morgan @PlersMorgan_]

The common cold is a conspiracy theory, it is not real - it is Covid-19.

[Plers Morgan @PlersMorgan_]

@peachypuk It's the other guy. I only wank once a day when the covid death figures come out.

[Plers Morgan @PlersMorgan_]

The Yorkshire Ripper died of Covid, rest in peace my friend...

[Plers Morgan @PlersMorgan_]

@LaraCrabb How dare you. I'm saving lives out here, what is it you're doing?

[Plers Morgan @PlersMorgan_]

@LordBrexit I've actually been told by one person today that I'm doing a good job, then she tucked me in bed and said "I love you so much, son".

[Plers Morgan @PlersMorgan_]

BREAKING: New form of Covid-19 found in your toe nails started from toe licking now spreading like wildfire. 20,000 cases in one day, this new wave is real #COVIDIOTS