Plesiosaurus

#notalochnessmonster #nessiesux @thefateofalexis

[Plesiosaurus @plesiosaurusrex]

PLEASE GOD NOT AGAIN

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

Beautiful fireball spotted near Mount Fuji

[Plesiosaurus @plesiosaurusrex]

would like to be more active on here again but there's a new asteroid announced every 3-5 business days and i'm not sure i'm up for that

[Plesiosaurus @plesiosaurusrex]

@sharkincrisis (fishy)

[Plesiosaurus @plesiosaurusrex]

just hooked up with a shark but she smelled kinda ..... well, you know

[Plesiosaurus @plesiosaurusrex]

getting sick and tired of this shit

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A volcano was erupting in the Philippines when a meteor suddenly crashed behind it and it appeared that something came out of meteor and began flying upwards 🤯

[Plesiosaurus @plesiosaurusrex]

stop taking pictures of my house bro

[Aesthetics @aestheticspost_]

Life under the ocean.

[Plesiosaurus @plesiosaurusrex]

RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHH

[Plesiosaurus @plesiosaurusrex]

NOT THIS AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

#BREAKING🚨: An asteroid discovered just a few days ago will skim past Earth at 90,917 kilometers

To put that in perspective, the Moon is about 356,500 kilometers away From Earth.

[Plesiosaurus @plesiosaurusrex]

alright jokes over. who parked their fucking boat in my living room?

[Plesiosaurus @plesiosaurusrex]

nobody here knows i'm plesiosaurus

[Plesiosaurus @plesiosaurusrex]

i don't have OnlyFans, but i DO have OnlyFins

[𝕃𝕖𝕩𝕩🪐⭐️✨ @TheFateofAlexis]

why does everyone who tries to insult me always assume i have OnlyFans?

like are you trying to say im hot enough to sell content? u think im cute? u want to kiss me soooo bad

[Plesiosaurus @plesiosaurusrex]

@Irritatornator yea man i wasn't supposed to DRINK it

[Plesiosaurus @plesiosaurusrex]

drank WAY too much seawater

[Plesiosaurus @plesiosaurusrex]

these fucking ASSHOLES just stepped on my tail. wtf are you even doing down here?

[Plesiosaurus @plesiosaurusrex]

@evek181818 @TheFateofAlexis a "miserable life" sounds like someone who takes pics of strangers to post online to me!!!

[𝕃𝕖𝕩𝕩🪐⭐️✨ @TheFateofAlexis]

what if our butts were sliced hamburger style instead of hot dog style

[Plesiosaurus @plesiosaurusrex]

it's fucking EASTER SUNDAY. the Jehovah's Fishnesses never stop.

[Plesiosaurus @plesiosaurusrex]

jesus FUCKING christ is that really what i look like from underneath ???????????😟😟

[𝕃𝕖𝕩𝕩🪐⭐️✨ @TheFateofAlexis]

nobody:

Kristi Noem's husband, for some reason:

[Plesiosaurus @plesiosaurusrex]

@DiscussingFilm i stg if you guys give me a bad edit im gonna sue

[Plesiosaurus @plesiosaurusrex]

@AnisaTheGreasy ya it's me

[Plesiosaurus @plesiosaurusrex]

having an absolute fucking ball rn