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@Psybele_ hi goat

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balding retard in his late 50s at this mvdonalds hunched over the table staring at tiktoks on full blast just burping and being retarded

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he finally got up as soon as i tweeted that

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@xiunens

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@xiunens dwarves even more so

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DEI drizzy… DEI drizzayyy…. z

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my student was showing me ai skibiti toilet memes on russian pinterest today

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on the bus with some reeking stoners #recriminalizeit

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there’sa lady on the bus for the past 20 mins just holding her phone 15cm from her toddlers face in case it ever god forbid got bored and wanted to look outside or at other people

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one of my classmates always asks the dumbest and most irrelevant questions but throughout the whole semester my prof answered with total seriousness and patience so i cant be mad anymore i have to learn how to become like him

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some dude just used the emergency handle on the bus window to get up off his seat

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practicing speaking like an angry fob in case i get into a heated argument with one

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drinking boys and girls choir

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i keep having the most demonic dreams when i sleep in the car

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putting economic policy over fiscal responsibility is like putting the cart before the horse.

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osu is kind of the perfect game

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@cofagrinut you wouldn’t believe me if i told you

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when ur at school
“Hello fine shyt”
bop: heyyy
cris: which one of you is the youngest

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they are giving the kids too much fortnite and not enough books one kid just told me that canada hasn’t been in any wars except for ww2 a little but that was because japan decided to nuke america one day using albert einstein’s bombs