lex

she/her • latina

[ؘ @homecominqs]

holy trinity of instagram pictures that broke internet

[🦂 @sloungerie]

“with all the coke in the world, why is your nose in my business” wise words from my 50 year old gay coworker

[༺ 𝑰𝒗𝒚 𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒆̀𝒆 ༻ @cemeteryfaerie]

Protecting your whimsy includes knowing when to be a bitch

[lex @plexyrey]

mamdani just keeps reminding me that our local mayor really aint shit lol

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[rahma !! @sexglows]

nothing will beat the rush of pressing play on heated rivalry season 2 episode 1

[Natalie @FalcoNat38]

ooh i’m zohran mamdani. my wife is hot. my favorite soccer team won the league for the first time in 22 years. my favorite basketball team won the championship for the first time in 53 years. fuck you man.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“You’d block someone over politics?”

Sir, I’ll block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me.

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[DailyAFC @DailyAFC]

Martin Ødegaard accidentally hitting a policeman on the head when heading a ball off the parade bus yesterday… 🤣🚔

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

LIFT IT UP ©️

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Premier League @premierleague]

🏆 ARSENAL ARE CHAMPIONS 🏆

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Zohran Mamdani quoted Tupac Shakur when asked if he opposes the war in Iran:

"This war killed thousands of civilians, so yes, I strongly oppose it— Tupac said it decades ago, we always seem to have money for war but never to feed the poor."

[jake @reyscarradine]

jar jar binks is funny as fuck if you have enough joy and whimsy in your soul

[Ben 🇵🇸 @Ben12199517]

"Ooh look at me I'm George Lucas I have a full head of hair at 81, I have a hot wife, I created one of the most iconic franchises of all time" fuck he's so cool I can't even hate him

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

two year olds watching the mandalorian

[lex @plexyrey]

im so sat for this