Patrick Lindseth

Father. Farmer. Adventurer. Farming for the next generation. Follow my adventures on Snap: plindseth21

[Patrick Lindseth @Plindseth21]

Kicked out of my own bed by my 2 year old at 4 in the morning. Guess it’s never too early to throw a pot of coffee on and watch some Smokey and the bandit.

[Patrick Lindseth @Plindseth21]

There are very few restaurant steaks that aren’t a disappointment. Even if I mess up a steak at home it’s still better than most I get when going out.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

BREAKING: Thomas Matthew Crooks ID'd as the suspect who shot at Donald Trump at his PA rally.

Crooks was 20-years-old from Bethel Park, Pennsylvania which was about 40 miles south of the Butler rally.

An AR-15 was reportedly recovered at the scene.

Crooks was apparently shot in the head after he tried taking out the former president.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Your annual reminder that George Floyd dressed as water company worker to commit a home invasion with 5 other men.

3 female victims, 1 was pregnant.

To all the liberals simping for him, this man would’ve nailed you to the crucifix for a rock or two.

Y’all are fucking retarded.

[Patrick Lindseth @Plindseth21]

@FarmKid01 At least I’m not the only one who had to have this exact same conversation!

[Patrick Lindseth @Plindseth21]

More concerned about the amount of government employees Tucker says the US has.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Tucker Carlson tells Joe Rogan that U.S. servicemen have died as a result of being in contact with UFOs, says he thinks aliens are spiritual phenomena.

"US servicemen have died as a result of contact with or being in the proximity of these vehicles."

"The prophet Ezekiel writes about it in the first chapter. Wheels in the sky."

"These are spiritual phenomenon. There's no evidence they're from another planet."

"The atmosphere is really well monitored. Both for military, for defense reasons, but also because like, it would be nice to know when asteroids are coming."

"There's no evidence, has never been any evidence that there are lots of these objects, these vehicles coming into our atmosphere from somewhere else, some other planet. There's no evidence of that at all."

[Patrick Lindseth @Plindseth21]

@FarmKid01 Got a tick on me already after stopping on a gravel road to take a leak. Never even stepped close to the grass either🙃

[Bru 🚜 @FarmKid01]

Being a dad is the greatest thing ever. But man is it ever stressful.

[Patrick Lindseth @Plindseth21]

Do I need to put a blue roof on my house now?

[The Rubber Duck ™ @TheRubberDuck79]

Joe Biden literally just told people in Texas today - whose homes were just destroyed by a government directed energy weapon - how to avoid getting your home destroyed by government directed energy weapon.

[Patrick Lindseth @Plindseth21]

I don’t understand crypto at all. But the very small amount I’ve got invested has shot up 10% in the last couple days.

[Patrick Lindseth @Plindseth21]

I might have to go back to college if he does😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I make the Texas Institute of Technology & Science real?

It would of course have Advanced Social Studies too.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

JACOB CHANSLEY: Said a peaceful prayer to God in the US Senate

CHARGE: 41 months in Federal Prison, +300 days in solitary confinement

AIDAN MAESE: Films hardcore pornography in US Senate, posts it publicly

CHARGE: *nothing, free to go*

We live in a fallen, demonic empire.

[Patrick Lindseth @Plindseth21]

I thought I had a stellar immune system till my kid started day care.

[Patrick Lindseth @Plindseth21]

Why do we protect these people more than we protect our kids in this country.

[Patrick Lindseth @Plindseth21]

@FarmKid01 That’s a start but definitely shouldn’t end there. These people need the worst kind of torture. Better to go dig up some medieval literature and take some lessons.

[Patrick Lindseth @Plindseth21]

Isn’t it wild that you can’t say “shoot your local pedophile” on Facebook or Instagram?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

They’ve run out of hotel rooms, are kicking kids out of school for illegal housing and now they want your homes too

[A Man Of Memes @RickyDoggin]

After 6 burglaries, 3 car thefts, multiple illegal trespasses, ongoing cocaine and alcohol addiction, committing 2 violent home invasions, 3 armed robberies, dealing Fentanyl and Meth, passing counterfeit money, beating 4 victims senseless, and being arrested 23 times since 1998, George Floyd hasn't committed a crime in over three years!

[Patrick Lindseth @Plindseth21]

“My pitbull would never” 😒

[Dane @UltraDane]

While mostly blocked by the garbage can, there's a dead body, the 2 vicious dogs mauled a man to death. The firemen are standing next to the body trying to keep the dogs away.

[Patrick Lindseth @Plindseth21]

My body is at its crunchiest when trying to sneak out of my boys bedroom after he falls asleep.