simon

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[simon @plink1256]

first of all, no hetero

[simon @plink1256]

@taxspendlib I live close, it’s been so much worse than usual, esp with the construction on Pie-IX

A year or two ago wasn’t this crazy, tho maybe a more general shift in drivers behaviour is to blame ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Ken Shirriff @kenshirriff]

To use the Montreal subway, you tap a paper ticket against the turnstile and it opens. But how does it work? And how can the ticket be so cheap that it's disposable? I opened up the tiny NFC chip inside to find out more... 1/15

[simon @plink1256]

@RM_Transit Literally where I have lived for 3 yrs it is my absolute favourite neighbourhood that I’ve lived in.

[tia 🪩 @ijbolpookie]

aurora borealis every night when you live in montreal

[LaurieWired @lauriewired]

networking engineers DON'T want you to know this

[Arian van Putten @ProgrammerDude]

cat is the most misused thing by programmers new to linux. I cringe every time someone uses it wrong in a bash script. Thread below with proper uses of cat only

[simon @plink1256]

@ my friends I haven’t talked to in years I miss you

[simon @plink1256]

@_jonathanpicard The fact it’s a text message and not iMessage 🚩✋🏼

[simon @plink1256]

@_jonathanpicard Igloo unboxing vlog when then?

[poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw]

finally friday

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

happi valentimes

[bilbo 🍊 @thegoodcatboy]

will ..... yuo be my valentin?

[simon @plink1256]

@_jonathanpicard Babes pls ur too good for his boring ass

[Roblox @RobIox_US]

were ading sex to roblox

[simon @plink1256]

my heart feels as big as my chest and it is full of love for you all <3

[simon @plink1256]

@redtoblu in love with you

[jame @kloogans]

me: [opens fridge]

bag of decaying broccoli: pleas-

me: [closes fridge]