pln dp

idk.

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I feel like the general rule of thumb should be if you bring a scooter on the train, you can’t sit.

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@F1 what’s going on with the graphics?

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@McLarenF1 Why

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@McLarenF1 booooooooooo

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@McLarenF1 shut up

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It’s just one of those days where I saw a picture of the beach so I start to reminisce about Aruba. BUT then I remember my foot was impaled by a toothpick because Will was like “hurry hurry let’s take a picture”. I think I have PTSD from walking in the sand.

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I don’t want security cameras for security, I want them so I know when was the last time I had my glasses.

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I think I shipped my charging cable and a couple USBs along with my old phone to @Verizon via their trade-in program. 🥲

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Who hurt my neighbor? They blastin’ 2000s RnB.

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If you spit out your gum onto the floor instead of throwing it away, you’re a jerk. If you spit your gum onto the target parking lot on asphalt where the front passenger would step out (into the gum), you’re an asshole I hope you shit yourself. Fuck you.

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Did anyone make the leaf hurricane joke yet?

[National Hurricane Center @NHC_Atlantic]

Hurricane #Lee Advisory 30A: Hazardous Surf and Rip Current Conditions Expected At Beaches Across the Western Atlantic All Week. https://t.co/tW4KeGe9uJ

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@NJTRANSIT No

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sync. save. don't ignore that save reminder. i'm gonna cry now.

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Ah. Instant karma. Touché.

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People deadass got used to the empty trains during the pandemi and don’t know how to take off their backpacks anymore.

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Ordered a cup of coffee yesterday.

Realized coffee was not on the menu.

Realized they gave me a coffee cup size of espresso shots.

So buzzed on coffee I had to sleep it off.

Now, I’m exhausted but the smell of coffee makes me wanna yak.

Send help.

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@JerseyCity Can you make a map of the closed streets? I got boxed in with a bunch of other cars cause of the marathon and didn’t know how to get out. The cops weren’t helpful, they just yelled street closed. Map should show direction of traffic cause it’s mostly one ways.

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Some guy running for office cold called me asking if I would support him. Sir, you didn’t even get my name right.

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@Crunchyroll what’s up with the subtitles not subtitling?

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Why is it so loud?