Jimboo

stumbling my way through life Kay ❤️

[Jimboo @plodat]

Went on a positive thinking course once. I thought it was shit.

[Jimboo @plodat]

🤣🤣

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My girlfriend often asks what my favourite ever date of ours is. I say one of our first, a romantic walk in the park when it was snowing. But really, it was when we were drunk and she let me put it up her arse

[Jimboo @plodat]

I always told myself I’d never need anyone or anything to make life better but in reality that’s never the case and never will be, like I’m humble and content in my own company but I honestly hate being alone in everything that I do, just wished it didn’t have to be that way

[Leon Lush @LeonLush]

No man with an ounce of testosterone in his body should ever sit to pee, unless it is accompanied by a fat shit

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Taylor Hawkins' 16-year-old son, Shane, does his father proud as he sits behind the kit for @FooFighters' performance of "My Hero."

#FooFighters #TaylorHawkinsTribute

https://t.co/PU705CpO2R

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

My local doctors' surgery has a fun system for booking appointments. You have to call at exactly 8am and hope you get through. Almost certainly you won't, then by 8.05 all appointments have gone. It's exciting, like trying to buy a ticket to see One Direction.

[Loudwire @Loudwire]

Those were the days...

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Boris has resigned, but he’s still there… aimlessly drifting around 10 Downing Street like a fart from yesterday’s vindaloo.

Full video here: https://t.co/qgg1HiGi0N

[Alison Jones @allyypallyy]

Funny the Boris Johnson fans offended by the Lee Mack party gate joke, who must have forgotten about the party at nunber10 the night before the Queen buried her husband and sat alone.

#PlatinumPartyatthePalace

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

Can’t help but feel a bit irked at all the people who voted for Boris Johnson despite having been warned that he was Boris Johnson suddenly reacting with outrage and indignation upon belatedly discovering that Boris Johnson is in fact Boris Johnson

[Jimboo @plodat]

@rsosa8 @theysayitsrare Questions always need answers, wether you’d want to hear them or not.

[Jimboo @plodat]

@RantalaArsi @Debramedium @LinnyALong Good god man have some fucking empathy and get your facts straight 9.18 billion? There isn’t even that many humans even on the planet for a start, and commenting negatively on somebody’s experience cause you’ve not experienced any effects is just a dick move. Get off the planet

[Jimboo @plodat]

Since having the third doze of the Pfizer vaccine I’ve never been in worse health, I can’t sleep without soaking my bed in sweat, my heart is constantly going into tachycardic episodes and I’ve had some pretty awful panic attacks of which I’ve never suffered before

[Shaughna Phillips @Shaughna_P]

And before anyone (men) tell me what I can and can’t do whilst being pregnant, the only side effect I had with all jabs, was a change in my period. SO MANY WOMEN have had changes to their cycle from the jab, WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT?

[Danny @6Dan7]

WOW! TURN UP THE VOLUME!
@sajidjavid WASN'T EXPECTING THIS REPLY! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[Danny @6Dan7]

https://t.co/E0OVivEvyg

[Jimboo @plodat]

@F1reblade85 Yes, reported along with all the possible details I could get from my gp