Brogan

proud protector of androgyny. proud owner of a uterus.
TIT: twitebrity in training.

[Brogan @plogna]

@iHeartRadio Why did you take away Nashville’s only alternative station again?!?! In 2017 you changed 98.3 to country with no heads up, and now 97.5 is suddenly Hallalujah FM - really?! Nashville doesn’t need more country or religious radio! BRING BACK @AltNashville PLEASE.

[Brogan @plogna]

Who can spot Alec Baldwin playing a female Trump here? #trump #MondayMorning

[Brogan @plogna]

In the upcoming film remake of Cats, Taylor Swift will be the freaked out Halloween cat sidestepping through every frame, tail fuzzed.

[LEGO Joseph Smith @Mormonger]

Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

FREE BAND NAMES:

-Alligator Fuck Toast
-Korean From 4 Blocks Away
-What About Obama
-Orthopaedic Sturgeon
-Skunt
-Both Dakotas
-You know What, Karen? Just Don’t.
-Your Dad’s Other Kids
-Lil Mermaid (rap)
-You Can’t Say Retarded
-Smoke Pack Orphans
-Summering In Costco

[Brogan @plogna]

Remember when we had to run around and kill things to eat in order to survive? Now we just have to try and stop our youth from eating detergent.

[MRS. biggleworth 😏 @meowiewowwie]

trying to sneak out of the office early on a friday like

[Brogan @plogna]

@davidlitt I bet if you visited the WH right now you’d find a salmon in every single toilet.

[CNN Communications @CNNPR]

@realDonaldTrump It's not CNN's job to represent the U.S to the world. That's yours. Our job is to report the news. #FactsFirst 🍎

[CNN Communications @CNNPR]

At @CNN, we start with the #FactsFirst.

[Brogan @plogna]

TRUMP. GUN CONTROL. NOW.
@realDonaldTrump @POTUS

[Brogan @plogna]

Mom: While you texted me about cartoon villains for an hr, your sister texted: What moment in my life best exemplifies my leadership skills?

[Marissa Miller @Marissa__Miller]

adulthood is emailing "sorry for the delayed response!" back and forth until one of you dies

[robertho_pla @roberthoplacius]

My dawg out here saving lives #HurrcaneIrma #Irma2017 #surviving #

[Brogan @plogna]

I think I've got 5 more years before it will be socially acceptable to run into old college friends and have to ask their names. #stayhome

[Brogan @plogna]

Remember when women came forward to say @realDonaldTrump sexually assaulted them? Wtf happened to them?? And why is he still not impeached??

[gochujang @pyongyangfang]

RT if u agree

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Their tax returns? https://t.co/WdRjrV88Oc

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

One of these two men is lying.

I wonder if it's the guy who served 3 presidents from 2 parties or the one who said Obama is from Kenya?

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

CEO of King Center and Daughter of Dr. Martin Luther King and Coretta Scott King @BerniceKing posted this on her Facebook page tonight.