Chris Plouffe

The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead.

[Chris Plouffe @plorgashborg]

It's that time of year baby...Opening Day!! Get up!! https://t.co/aC9FmL89pB

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

Toronto is bringing the energy tonight! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[Chris Plouffe @plorgashborg]

Go Bills ♥️💙

[Del Reid 🦬 @DelReid]

You may have thought I said "I want a lot of Bills hype videos" but what I said was "Give me all the Bills hype videos you have" 👇

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

first man in history to ever stop smoking crack and somehow become crazier

[Tom Peters @weters]

Wild Card Hype Video: Broncos x Bills
#BillsMafia

[Andrew Stoeten @AndrewStoeten]

Continuing to not understand the people who have enough passion to reply to tweets like this angrily but not enough to... actually... ever... learn how any of the processes that make them so upset work or why this is nothing to get upset over.

[Jonah Birenbaum @birenball]

Look, I’m as underwhelmed by the Blue Jays’ offseason as anyone, but the increasingly ubiquitous tendency among Toronto fans to reflexively dump on Ross Atkins and the FO the instant any other team does anything of consequence is rather silly.

[Andrew Stoeten @AndrewStoeten]

Sign Vlad Now

[Hänsel @UberHansen]

They said we had no receivers.
They said the offense wouldn't work.
They said we had no defense.
They said Josh Allen would regress.
They said the Bills would be bad.

They said a lot of shit.

Division title with 5 games remaining. Let's go win THE WHOLE DAMN THING.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

This woman knows what she's talking about, get her elected.

[TDot Resident @TDotResident]

This is such an unserious government.

[Andrew Stoeten @AndrewStoeten]

Most won’t but one day a handful of the people who support these losers will realize that being a piece of shit for no reason, against your own interests, is actually really stupid.

[Andrew Stoeten @AndrewStoeten]

Literally Doug Ford

[Toronto Raptors @Raptors]

90's till NOW - Coming down with the Northern Touch 🥶

[Céspedes Family BBQ @CespedesBBQ]

Imagine being the person explaining to the Temptations who The Rizzler is

[Chris Plouffe @plorgashborg]

@UberHansen Honestly, when is the last time a team missed a fg against the bills?? (Other than ones that got negated on a penalty and they hit the re-kick anyways)

[Hänsel @UberHansen]

#GoBills

[Insider Takes @InsiderTakes]

Do you enjoy being stuck in traffic on Canada’s most awful freeway? Now imagine that same experience, but you’re also trapped underground!