Luke Cheesewalker

Aging trans/multi-intergendered hippie, composer of achingly wistful poetry about cheeseburgers

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@ATRightMovies The 1998 FA Cup Final

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@NewYorker Lazy reportage. It's Downs' Syndrome.

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@PHiroshimapref I hope they keep it alive alongside the story of Pearl Harbor

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@HistoryInPics Horse shit

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@NewYorker And meanwhile, the world yawns

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@fanly @FanlyGridiron Who are these bozos?

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Wake up you dozy Guardian readers - don't you get it? After all these years? For "Tory Ministers" read "MPs" - those who actively seek power are precisely those to whom it should be denied. They're all the same.

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@ProjectLincoln Oh, be quiet, man!

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@foliosociety @guardian I don't agree with anything The Guardian says

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@foliosociety @washingtonpost Elementary schools don't have students, they have pupils.

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@NewYorker The name of the game is FOOTBALL, you barbarian

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@NewYorker The game is FOOTBALL, pal

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@SubwayUK "American Cheese" isn't cheese at all - it's plastic.

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@oneminutehacks I can't (sniffle) help it! WAAAH! SOB! (it's so sad) BOO-HOO! WEEP! LACHRYMATE!! (etc.)

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@NewYorker Obviously a deeply philosophical woman, on top of the major issues

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@samuelwockhardt @Three_Ninjas There is a town in North Wales called Mold if that makes you any happier

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@melibeus1 @KPW1453 @BLMedieval Keith Richards' Merry Strollin' Bones

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@digiscriptor @38degrees You vindictive cat

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@BBCiPlayer Boring crap.

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@ProjectLincoln No flies on me