tortured hot girl

disco inferno

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i just need to touch some moss

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hey…uh…your shoes are on fire…

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had a man call me “soul snatcher” tonight when i refused to give him my name

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clydesdales and cats and french men and flays

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no revenge because the universe will take care of it for me

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who topped the strawberry? -miriam

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“baby, i make onions cry”
“i’m a pacifist, not like pass a fist… a pacifist”

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got called tall, dark, and spooky by a bar regular who looks like a 80s pornstar

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this man fully rear ended the car in front of us because he was determined to kiss me at the stop light <3

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got called a “goddess among bartenders” today 🥰

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follows that up with a salute and saying, “i’m serving my country”

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if you’re implying we’re barracks bunnies, just SAY THAT *proceeds to point a finger gun at the base gate guard at 4 am*

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can’t have ptsd without the D

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it’s 3:43 pm… PUT THE BEATBOX DOWN

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i bet the carpet match the drapes - andy

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“am i… a whore?”
“according to some people, you are”

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breakfast of champions: plan b and coffee

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never been happier that someone broke their fucking phone

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20 lbs of trauma above my bed is crazy

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most wholesome moment i have had in this trap house is sipping eggnog w a man who has 28 pending felonies