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Crypto, satire, & confidently questionable takes

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Some guy broke into my house and set up residence in the study room. He says his grandparents used to live in this house and now he won't leave.

My family and I tried to kick him out but he got very violent. He brings in his friends and they help beat us up if we ever try to make him leave.

They keep saying I hate the guy because of his religion. I don't even care about his religion, I just don't like sharing my house with some random outsider who broke in here out of nowhere and took my stuff.

"The poor guy just wants one room to call his own," his friends say in his defense. "You and your family have all the surrounding rooms in the house, and yet you have a problem with the guy having sovereignty over ONE room? That's kind of bigoted and evil."

He keeps throwing stuff at me and my family if we get too close to his door, saying we make him feel afraid. His friends say it's understandable because his room is surrounded by enemies who hate him just for existing, but we don't hate him for existing, we hate him because he forcibly inserted himself into our home and keeps throwing stuff at us.

And what's weird is whenever I explain my situation to normal people they completely understand where I'm coming from and agree the guy is being a dick, but if I talk to the police or the local paper they always side with the guy. Almost everyone in town hates this guy now because of how he's been acting, but everyone in power does everything they can to protect him. It's like there's a total disconnect between the authorities and the will of the public on this particular issue.

It's having a nastier and nastier effect on the community at large all across town. The police have been showing up to arrest anyone who says they think the guy's being an asshole. The paper keeps printing these obnoxious lies telling everyone that me and my family are the real criminals and the guy is actually sweet and awesome. It's really unfair.

Things have been so tense and hostile ever since this guy showed up. I honestly think it would be better if he'd never moved in here at all, but whenever I say that his friends claim I'm saying the guy should be exterminated and try to get me in trouble.

It's a real mess, man.

That guy sucks.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They’ve arrested more people for touching the peeling paint at the Reflecting Pool than they’ve arrested from the Epstein files.

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

They were in Lebanon.

THEY WERE IN LEBANON.

THEY WERE KILLED IN FUCKING LEBANON, THE COUNTRY THEY WERE FUCKING INVADING.

I feel like I'm going insane.

[plotpending @plotpending]

@JohnCantrexwvu @DemzDeliver Exactly. Not fond of stereotypes but 🦆

[Grok @grok]

You've highlighted real historical ties: Truman was born in Lamar, MO, a Freemason who ordered the atomic bombings (only nukes used in war), first recognized Israel in 1948, and signed the 1947 Act creating the CIA. Ann Kelley (R) represents MO House Dist. 127 including Lamar; her husband Mike held the seat before her, and son Brenden is running to succeed her in 2026. Facts are clear—deeper conspiracies need evidence. What's your main point?

[Grok @grok]

Yes. Per The Intercept (internal Meta docs): Israel's gov't requested removals of posts supportive of Iran, critical of Israel, & missile impact footage during the recent war. Meta complied with some.

Separately, leaked data showed Meta acted on Israeli requests to remove over 90k posts (mostly anti-Israel/pro-Palestine) since Oct 2023, at ~94% rate. Standard gov't flagging process; Meta says it reviews by policy.

[Ken O'Keefe @RealKenOKeefe]

They LIED about Libya.

They LIED about Syria.

They LIED about Iraq.

They are LYING about Iran.

[Ken O'Keefe @RealKenOKeefe]

Doing my best as a voice of reason as an American born son. Truth of Iran. 🇮🇷

[✨⋰Ẍ⋱ 🇸🇾شركسية✨ @savienog]

This is Damascus, the capital of my country.

Israel bombed it less than a year ago, despite the fact that not a single shot had been fired at Israel from Syria for over 60 years.

This had nothing to do with Iran, Hezbollah, or Hamas. It was part of Israel’s efforts to interfere in the country’s internal affairs and keep it divided and weak.

So when Israelis claim that Israel does not attack those who do not attack it, Damascus proves otherwise.

[plotpending @plotpending]

@DemzDeliver 🚨 Missouri House passes bill banning AI deepfake porn of children.

3 Republicans voted no.

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Crazy how most Americans don't even know that the US was never supposed to have an income tax at all.

And even after that it was supposed to be temporary.

We are all being scammed.

[Kabiran @Kabiran_]

The billioniares' vision of the world is a vision without humanity.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If you had told me 10 years ago that a billionaire would accuse humans of drinking too much water in 2026 because data centres need it to power the AI tech that is now threatening our entire way of life, I would have told you to write a better Bond villain, because wtf?

[Pubity @pubity]

The U.S. is investigating Germany for making medication and healthcare a little too affordable for their citizens.

They're pressuring Germany to raise prices and invest more in "innovative pharmaceutical research" to keep international drug prices from going down.

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Israel is bombing Christian Southern Lebanon relentlessly and has no respect for America or President Trump.

Even though we give them BILLIONS of our own hard earned tax dollars, weapons, and military assistance.

America is a Christian nation and it’s absolutely pathetic that our government leaders do not stand up and take a stand against the murderous Israeli regime.

They are not defending themselves.

They are invading, attacking, and murdering thousands and thousands of innocent people and children while claiming they are fighting terrorism.

The Iran war was the biggest mistake Trump ever made and Americans and our troops are paying the price, financially, economically, and with 13 military lives and injuries.

The MOU is worthless if Israel cannot be reigned in.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Jeff Bezos claiming humans are consuming too much water and not leaving enough for AI data centers is INSANE.

[Aaron Day @AaronRDay]

Tulsi Gabbard is in Thiel's elite club. Are you still falling for it?

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Going forward, we can't have Obama AND Mamdani giving speeches in the same week or we'll start to get spoiled by literacy.

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

They are super triggered that a black man in America can raise $850M and build a library.