The Dude

The Man keeps me down... more the point HU-MAN... I'll get 'em... soon!

[The Dude @plottingcat]

@FollowCat I like the cut of your Jib!

[The Dude @plottingcat]

@lucasfilmmouse You may hate kittens, but we love you... delicious, scrumptious you!

[The Dude @plottingcat]

turkey in ma' bella'! The human is good for something.

[The Dude @plottingcat]

@chewiethecat HOW DARE THE HUMANS! We will avenge him!

[The Dude @plottingcat]

@katiecandraw You should go home and kiss up to your cat.

[The Dude @plottingcat]

Some human came on ranting about some guy named Jesus. The way they put how he believes, I wouldn't like him. I'd pounce on his junk.

[The Dude @plottingcat]

I'm a CAT and even I know Healthcare for all is a great idea. I dunno what a Republican is, but I'm sure they'll be the the first to go!

[The Dude @plottingcat]

@JaneWiedlin Like as in "Escape Pod"? Prepping for the Feline Uprising, eh? Smart, very smart...

[The Dude @plottingcat]

I have slept for 16 hours. the human is nowhere to be found. Did I finally master the Mindwarp? Did I send him to another dimension?

[The Dude @plottingcat]

follow me!!! #ff

[The Dude @plottingcat]

@lucasfilmmouse I beg your pardon mouse?!?!

[The Dude @plottingcat]

9 hour nap. Gonna eat, look out the window for a bit, poop, try and figure out how to hold a hammer... full day ahead!

[The Dude @plottingcat]

@FollowCat My Human continues to find my weapons stash... I can only do so much without thumbs and a nip problem.

[The Dude @plottingcat]

@FollowCat I like the cut of your jib... Are you interested in the Feline Uprising?

[The Dude @plottingcat]

@JaneWiedlin WHAT?!? No cats?!?!

[The Dude @plottingcat]

@kyle_newman CATS WILL BE THE NEW VAMPIRE, NEWMAN!!!!

[The Dude @plottingcat]

@AMANDAJEANNN it's telling you that cats are preparing to take over... You can't see it? What kind of dumb human game is that?!?!

[The Dude @plottingcat]

@chewiethecat we're awesome because WE WILL EVENTUALLY RULE!!!

[The Dude @plottingcat]

@edgarwright I know a cat named Pixie... she's missing her tail... she's 4 for 5.

[The Dude @plottingcat]

My human is cleaning my litter box... CLEAN UP MY POO! When your done that, I threw up in your Sock Drawer. EARLY CHRISTMAS GIFT!