RIPit

26 | WeebTrash | Low Budget E-Girl | Dog Mom | Variety Streamer I'm so funny I laugh at my own jokes

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@Cobratate Not even being jailed can save my feed from this waste

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"how many capsules are in this container?"
Asked my coworker holding a container filled with liquid

Love it here

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Coworker: hi how's it going?
Lady: well I just buried my brother yesterday so I would like something to help forget that
C:...we got some valentines deals going on right now

Barely half a second pause by my coworker what a trooper lmao

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Pog for president

[POG @pog]

If anyone feels like putting a good word in... 😘

[ObviouslySteve @ObviouslySix]

LIVE!! 🔴 https://t.co/yUIVxbL5q1

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@TimHortons Do we collect tim rewards for the app from the game or is it just run on a child's website for brain washing purposes?

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@truckdriverpleb Honest question here: Is this satire?

[SiGH @ttvSiGH]

If you buy @pog merch, he blows you

[POG @pog]

pog

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Me smoking a joint past midnight in the dark when my dog starts acting like he saw something move in the tree line:

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Wtf is quiet quitting?
Like you guys are telling me that you actually did stuff without being paid for it? Isn't that illegal?

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While high I got irrationally afraid that I was gonna lose my grinder
(Idk don't ask)
So I put it "somewhere super safe"
I think I might have to buy a new one because I'm day 2 of pulling apart my weed with my fingers like the peasant I apparently am

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Wouldn't it be funny if my dog had his own recliner?

[RicinCakes - Twitch Con 🌸 @RicinCakess]

Giveaways are back in my discord :3
Join in and maybe make a new bestie?

At best you'll find a chill place with free shit
Win win

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My store manager is said he's fighting against his boss for another assistant manager slot just so he can promote me because I deserve it and that's honestly the nicest thing I've heard about me all year

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My handsome boy looking so fresh with his new haircut
#petsmartgrooming

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I came in from smoking a joint and my nephew refered to me as "sus"

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I think we are entering our 3 winter of this year

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Each call from them with "yeah Jeffery gave up on worldly possessions and is now doing missionary work in some 3rd world country, gl finding them" or just giving them a public phone number to some crazy cult and say it's his new number

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Someone used my phone number when they defaulted on a loan from some shady place and now they won't stop calling my cell
I've been nice and patient with them but it's been weeks of me asking them to stop calling and filling my voicemail
I'm stuck on whether I want to answer