Terence “Tootsie” Patel

Enjoyer of things // Dilettante // Emma Stone fan // Friend of the program

[Glen | 𝐻𝒪𝒯𝒟 𝒮𝓅𝑜𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓇𝓈 @BigHitGlen]

How can that be profitable for Frito-Lay?

[Tommy O’Dwyer @TommyOKid]

She blocked me on everything…except Bloomberg IB chat 🤔

[BK @beeksmind]

As the kid in this video, it brings me so much joy to see it going viral as often as it does. Such a fun thing to look back on, and still hilarious 😂

[Terence “Tootsie” Patel @pls_fix_thx_]

My incompetence knows no bounds

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Did Simon mingle with Garfunkel?

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I don’t know much about geopolitics but I gotta say that is one cool name for a country: Chad

[Gaz @stoolsalesguy]

Bortles forever

[Too Much Dip @toomuchdipp]

Watching my buddy play craps at 4:39 AM

[Terence “Tootsie” Patel @pls_fix_thx_]

“Yes, I will have a medium Charli”

[Mike Pence @Mike_Pence]

I heard New Hampshire and America run on @dunkindonuts, had to check it out for myself 🇺🇸

[BK @beeksmind]

I’d say trade everyone and fire Glenn but tbh I just don’t care anymore. I may never care about anything again. The sixers have fucking broken me

[Terence “Tootsie” Patel @pls_fix_thx_]

Shmood

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Bahemian Uber eats drivers for the FTX house prob got the fattest tips

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You’re in her dms, I’m in her algorithm

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Post-nut freestyle

[Terence “Tootsie” Patel @pls_fix_thx_]

Kyrie Irving so dumb it took him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes

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We’re talkin bout the fightin Phillies babyyy!!!!

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Preposterous haircut

[Terence “Tootsie” Patel @pls_fix_thx_]

Yooo didn’t know O’Malley was chill like that @grace__omalley