mr bird pls close school

juicy is my name, sex is my game

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@adamcbird
ill vote for you my man please im beggin u

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@AdamCBird we all waiting

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mr bird pls im beggin you

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5/23/18😤😤🤔🤔

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during lunch barkus approached me
"Did you shut it down?"
"Yes sir"
in my mind

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keeping the account on private for a few days ladies. things got a little spicy and ill let it cool down for a day or two.

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@nr21meme if i dont get to read broomstick 2 i will personally dox you into oblivion

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let it be known that adam burd refuses to duel me in yugioh

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the jig is up lads, bark mailey and adam burd know who i am and have asked me to delete the account.
nope
instead i have a better idea. i want you to create an account with a stupid ass name like mine, such as bark mailey or plscloseschool 2.0, and continue the meme revolution.

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it is catholic canon that in the garden of gethsemane jesus saw every sin commited by human beings which means that he watched a dude blast rope to waluigi hentai and still decided to sacrifice himself for humanity. absolutely legendary

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ive been told that you people dont believe im actually adam bird. so here is my proposition, @AdamCBird , i challenge you to a yugioh duel. whoever wins gets to become superintendent and gets the twitter account. loser is banished to the shadow realm. your move "adam bird"

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you ever take a shit so big you feel gay?

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@NAB_ChrisKani @MilkFroze thats quitter talk nerd. i bet you failed destroy dick december too

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"we all die in the end"
-senora nehls

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"when a girl calls you daddy, you gotta bust a nut in her to make it true" mr fry

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im home alone and the nsa cant watch me cause the government shutdown. yall already know whats good

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some guy in a fistfight was accidentally pushed into me at a concert once. he got his ass laid out by the other dude while i ran away, but i still say i got into a fight and won

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for those of you wondering who i am, i have to tell you the truth. im actually adam bird. i run hundreds of alt accounts on twitter
if anyone says otherwise dm me and ill get their ass expelled.

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two kids were arguing in hatfields class today
what was said: "im better at fortnite than you, i have 17 wins"
what i heard: "i have never had sex in my life"

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lady d takes the gold, as i expected. i will have a representative award her the championship title + trophy on monday. let us celebrate in song https://t.co/LA4ESSkOcT
#LadyD #mrsdaviscanconjugatemyverbs