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Yeah good-o

[SME @plsitsfunny]

My one year old just had a tantrum because i didn’t let him squeeze the shit out of my nipple. Do the tantrums start already? 🤕

[SME @plsitsfunny]

I’ve lived in Aus for almost 12 years and never ever seen a snake til today 😭😭😭😭😭

[SME @plsitsfunny]

The annoying pick me girl at work just added me on IG. Swift decline darl 🫶🏽

[SME @plsitsfunny]

I also just saw a post where someone said they sell chicken parts separately cos they saved them from a rotten/gangrene carcus that they couldn’t sell the rest of 🥲 is this true cos i just bought 2 mf trays of chicken breast and thighs 😭

[SME @plsitsfunny]

I’m so cutty offy where if one of your tweets gives me the ick i’m either unfollowing or blocking. And i’d hope you’d do the same for me cos life is too short to get icks that often 🤧

[SME @plsitsfunny]

@kiribatitrash Nope this is very valid ick lol

[SME @plsitsfunny]

My work keeps viewing my tiktok page lmao pls stop

[ezzy @ezzygxrcia]

I’m such a “but I feel bad” type of person

[SME @plsitsfunny]

I love my little team sm 🥹🫶🏽

[SME @plsitsfunny]

@itsttbish Shameel 💀

[PARTY KIDD 🐐🌟 @partyk1d]

unfortunately i do find everything funny except being broke that shit ain’t funny 🙄

[Jor Jor @Only1JordanJ]

Men be lying about not going through phones.

[SME @plsitsfunny]

@saimigi_head Hahahahahahaha must be nice. I’m also 2 tokes in then seeing stars and mute af 🥲

[SME @plsitsfunny]

Anyone else just lose all tolerance to any kind of substance after having a baby? 2 ciders and/or wines and I’m ready to eat then sleep 🥲 it used to be a whole bottle of gin and some change and a pack of smokes 🥹

[SME @plsitsfunny]

And since when did bloody coke become the new beer 😅🤣

[SME @plsitsfunny]

My gal pal came over last night to hang and i got fiapoko with the vape as if I was a smoker and got a head rush and sick for the rest of the night lmao sorry friend