spooky paige

5''2 and full of frustration

[spooky paige @plsocim]

my rooms a fucking mess but so is my life; that is my balance

[spooky paige @plsocim]

@Daniel_Sloss this baby looks like you

[spooky paige @plsocim]

I want any woman that bleaches her eyebrows to date me pls

[spooky paige @plsocim]

My mum just came into my room and said she's going to start a revolution called "BLDM" and swiftly followed it up telling me it stood for "Boomers Lives Don't Matter"

[spooky paige @plsocim]

imagine how nice it would be just being a rock

[spooky paige @plsocim]

I'm sitting at the back of a bus with all the high school students and I've never been so intimidated in my life

[spooky paige @plsocim]

all of the clothes I'm trying on fit and there's too many for me to buy but I like them all

[spooky paige @plsocim]

what's equally as confusing is how these white bread personalities are able to hold conversation for long enough to obtain a woman's interest

[spooky paige @plsocim]

the fact that there are men out there who's entire personality surrounds the fact they're a man absolutely baffles me

[spooky paige @plsocim]

youtuber break up videos will never not baffle me

[spooky paige @plsocim]

The contestants that choose negative money on The Chase should be the ones we send in first when the world inevitably has our third world war

[spooky paige @plsocim]

fuck paula benadryl

[spooky paige @plsocim]

If authors could stop saying "Felt the warmth of her" when referring to men having sex with a women that would be appreciated

[spooky paige @plsocim]

okay but fr how funny would it be if everyone just reported @realDonaldTrump until his account was removed? like surely that's possible

[spooky paige @plsocim]

excited for the days when the idea of gender has completely dissolved so people can wear whatever they want without being talked down to

[mousey ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ @HIBlSCUS]

men be like “this is my emotional support ex girlfriend”

[spooky paige @plsocim]

we don't even need to eat all the rich, we could literally just eat jeff bezos then use his money to send the rest to an island filled with hidden cameras and watch them eat each other

[spooky paige @plsocim]

I wanted to be Lisa Simpson so bad when I was younger and honestly I still do