allie

silly little account for my silly little reality tv focused tweets

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SO THE CIVIL WAR THAT RESULTED IN ALL OF THE DRAGONS BEING KILLED WAS CAUSED BY A MISUNDERSTANDING BECAUSE THERES LIKE 11 AEGONS #houseofthedragon

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@wfaaweather when will the roads in Plano be safe??🥶

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If I were nuggets coach I’d still have the starters out there to really feel this humiliation through till the end

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@nuggets fire Adelman, send Westbrook to the nursing home and make MJP a permanent seat on the bench

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@nuggets why tf is Michael Porter Jr. taking shots???

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Coming to Twitter to check that it’s not just your iMessage that isn’t working is such a universal experience

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Are you fucking kidding me #TheBachelor

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WHY IS MARIA STILL IN THE AUDIENCE #TheBachelor

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WHO IS IT WHAT #TheBachelor

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Well I’m over it, I’ll see y’all for bachelor in paradise #TheBachelor

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Ok yeah Daisy is full glam but WHY IS MARIA WEARING A MIC???? #TheBachelor

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Daisy is smiling like somebody who knows they’re going to be announced as the next bachelorette 😔 #TheBachelor

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Daisy put in work for her audition for the bachelorette over the last 30 minutes but I need Maria to serve cunt for us instead #TheBachelor

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JESSE WAS FINALLY RIGHT THIS IS THE MOST DRAMATIC SEASON FINALE YET #TheBachelor

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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING #TheBachelor

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WHAT

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Why the fuck is Kelsey going first #TheBachelor

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Nah Daisy dead wrong for that if she wasn’t planning to walk away, don’t expect validation from Kelsey if you aren’t getting it from Joey #TheBachelor

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NOT DAISY AT KELSEY’S DOOR #TheBachelor

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Good on Daisy but if Maria isn’t the next bachelorette I’m not watching #thebachelor