Charlie

Adjust. Adapt. Annihilate. Englischlehrerin. Meiner Hund hat mein Diplom gegessen, was für ein neugierige Affe wie Sie.

[Charlie @PlSSPANTS]

noticin you. noticin me. watch out I seen his type before

[PEANUTS @Snoopy]

Warm-up cookie time! 🍪🍪🍪

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[Charlie @PlSSPANTS]

So we agreed if he didn't catch on with it like that, no one would have a chance without it.

[Charlie @PlSSPANTS]

it reads "Thanks for the email. I won't check it because it's not 2003." And he sent his request by email.

[Charlie @PlSSPANTS]

So today my boss, who speaks perfect English, asked why I didn't change the auto reply on my campus emails per his request

[Charlie @PlSSPANTS]

Your internship isn't unpaid if you're working for the score you're casing

[Every Word Dog @EveryWordDog]

driving dog

[Charlie @PlSSPANTS]

same

[priscilla page @BBW_BFF]

I fucking love science

[Charlie @PlSSPANTS]

great. Journalists are looking into Trumps finances, now I gotta disappear the accountants at my veteran's charity. #humpdayblues

[Dog Solution @DogSolutions]

None may excape endless march of time. Make a limited life worth: Invest in dog.

[Charlie @PlSSPANTS]

Gobias some coffee

[nathan zed @NathanZed]

be careful who you make fun of in middle school 😳

[Charlie @PlSSPANTS]

Either way, she's happy for me that I get to live abroad even though that's hardly news?

[Charlie @PlSSPANTS]

Sister doesn't think coffee is a good solution for Nephew's bedwetting. it'll keep him awake and peeing. Isn't coffee cheaper than diapers?

[Charlie @PlSSPANTS]

Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain?
Do you even lift with the weights of the wind bro?

[Charlie @PlSSPANTS]

@stumblebee kill them all

[Charlie @PlSSPANTS]

@stumblebee If you sprain their ankles, would they notice?