Dolly Carton

a big ass bitch | Garfield lead cup truther |

[Dolly Carton @stumblebee]

WAIT WHAT

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day two years ago, @stumblebee posted a PSA about the McDonald's Garfield Mugs containing cadmium and lead.

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[Dolly Carton @stumblebee]

sugar daddies please react

[j @fairiesofjune]

what a carrot is to a bunny is what little ceasars crazy bread is to me

[Dolly Carton @stumblebee]

tonight gonna be a movie

[Dolly Carton @stumblebee]

faces this weekend

[Dolly Carton @stumblebee]

took an extra shift to get some money in my hands and everyone I’ve helped is being so nice today

[Dolly Carton @stumblebee]

paid my rent and have $3 to my name til im back at work in 3 days 🥲 help a bitch out with some food money? Cashapp: $internettles Venmo: @stumblebee

[au pays du casey @cantsmokehere]

the line “i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong…. jacket” reads like it’s trying to set up for an innuendo that it then subverts, but i can’t think of any sexual feature of a woman that could sub in for “jacket”, unless the guys from cake are way cooler than i thought

[Dolly Carton @stumblebee]

paid my rent and have $3 to my name til im back at work in 3 days 🥲 help a bitch out with some food money? Cashapp: $internettles Venmo: @stumblebee

[Dolly Carton @stumblebee]

the universe warned me about old men and I will listen

[Dolly Carton @stumblebee]

just received a photo where a man recreated this for me, I feel so blessed

[Dolly Carton @stumblebee]

me at goth night :)

[Dolly Carton @stumblebee]

faces of the week

[Dolly Carton @stumblebee]

got my lick back one thousand fold

[Literarium @Literarium12]

~ Fyodor Dostoevsky

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

That was ten smiles ago. Move on

[doxie @doxie_gay]

u stop caring about belonging anywhere when youre the one creating the world

[dudugs @ratvisionist]

"lend me some sugar, i am your neighbour" is a verse you couldn't write in modern atomized neoliberal society

[johnny cache @turbobrak]

Kiss Your Homies On The Mouth 2020 has been cancelled 😔

[Dolly Carton @stumblebee]

conversely I am now over him so hard because now I know he’s just weird

[Dolly Carton @stumblebee]

GOT STOOD UP BU THR SAME MAN TEICE IM GOING TO KILL