swamp thing 🇵🇸

born howling • tell me about your dreams • 5x 🏹 • she/her

[swamp thing 🇵🇸 @castinemachine]

fortunately for everyone 2026 is the year of going sadie mode

[swamp thing 🇵🇸 @castinemachine]

@WontonPoop i need one million bees

[swamp thing 🇵🇸 @castinemachine]

oh my godddddd i just had the best idea of my entire life

[swamp thing 🇵🇸 @castinemachine]

@ohgodscrewthis please do NOT post things like this in my replies thank you!!!!

[swamp thing 🇵🇸 @castinemachine]

@hell_doe i have to send you a recipe

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

they're saying it's fine to get really into giallo films again this summer. you can do that in between eating all that ice cream or whatever

[swamp thing 🇵🇸 @castinemachine]

“we’re going in circles” no, you are failing to ask the question you want answered

[swamp thing 🇵🇸 @castinemachine]

if you complain to me about how nobody directly answers your questions, and then get upset when i directly and explicitly answer your questions and do not offer additional information, you are the fucking problem !!!!!!

[swamp thing 🇵🇸 @castinemachine]

@hell_doe my fav is a genius

[swamp thing 🇵🇸 @castinemachine]

today is a day that it feels very good this might have fixed my back

[swamp thing 🇵🇸 @castinemachine]

today is a day that sleeping on a floor mattress does not feel very good

[swamp thing 🇵🇸 @castinemachine]

@dizzydoinggreat but also just general engagement bait behavior from that fan club tbh

[swamp thing 🇵🇸 @castinemachine]

@dizzydoinggreat i meant more that the world was shut down around the time they should have had their first formal dances so the french twist might not be. familiar to them.

[swamp thing 🇵🇸 @castinemachine]

made it to 10,000 unread emails 🥳

[swamp thing 🇵🇸 @castinemachine]

today is a day that sleeping on a floor mattress does not feel very good

[swamp thing 🇵🇸 @castinemachine]

@lakeaphrodites same

[swamp thing 🇵🇸 @castinemachine]

@lakeaphrodites yeah constantly

[swamp thing 🇵🇸 @castinemachine]

if you’re gonna fav my tweets you can for damn sure answer my questions

[swamp thing 🇵🇸 @castinemachine]

hey @TouchTunes how do i get a refund on a song

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

The most beautiful interesting vibrant special loving women on the planet are being overlooked and fumbled. And no one is doing anything to address this epidemic