paul wintergreen

I am exactly who u think i am AND MORE
you cannot kill me in a way that matters

[paul wintergreen @wintergreenpaul]

Level one: enjoying the tunes
Level 2: taking the song literally
Level 3: understanding the metaphor of the song
Level 4: taking the song literally.
Level 5: back to enjoying the tunes

[paul wintergreen @wintergreenpaul]

@MyRaisins @Hermit_Thrush Are you trying tho

[paul wintergreen @wintergreenpaul]

@MyRaisins @Hermit_Thrush I could see it

[paul wintergreen @wintergreenpaul]

I know this is bait but I fuck wit these

[nan @angelflesh3]

does anyone actually like these

[paul wintergreen @wintergreenpaul]

@mrsballs69 Of evil?

[paul wintergreen @wintergreenpaul]

Good day to be an exchange trade fund

[paul wintergreen @wintergreenpaul]

Unfortunately the hottest but also meanest person in the hospital is a cardiac icu nurse

[paul wintergreen @wintergreenpaul]

Your older now it’s that simple

[angolmois @chronomalie]

can anyone into sociology explain why vine felt safe and fun and led to many iconic memes & is fondly remembered yet tiktok feels like the actual devil making our species meaner and dumber by the day

[paul wintergreen @wintergreenpaul]

Hold the line!! If you haven’t cranked off yet today There’s still TIME!!

[paul wintergreen @wintergreenpaul]

Absolutely nobody loves jacking themselves off more than neurosurgeons

[paul wintergreen @wintergreenpaul]

I am very overpaid tbh

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

@DrDiGiorgio All doctors are underpaid.

[paul wintergreen @wintergreenpaul]

Make sure you clear all the pipes and wipe all the holes it’s gonna be a Good Friday

[paul wintergreen @wintergreenpaul]

Just wanted to give everyone a little update. I had a great morning BM today. Thanks and until next time ..

[paul wintergreen @wintergreenpaul]

What, with all due respect, is in that wagon your draggin?

[paul wintergreen @wintergreenpaul]

If your hog works and you don’t crank it it is literally affront to god

[paul wintergreen @wintergreenpaul]

@Hermit_Thrush On the other hand I was meant to have an iPad

[paul wintergreen @wintergreenpaul]

The heart is the one organ that works nonstop your entire life.

[Dr. Priyam Bordoloi @DocPriyamMD]

The irony is fascinating:

The organ that works nonstop for your entire life is also one of the least likely organs to get cancer.

Why?

Because most cancers arise in tissues that constantly divide and replace themselves.

Heart muscle cells (cardiomyocytes) are different. After birth, they become highly specialized and enter a near "non-dividing" state. Very low cell division = far fewer chances for DNA replication errors and cancer-causing mutations.

Compare that to:
• Skin → constantly renewing
• Colon → rapid turnover
• Bone marrow → continuous cell production
• Lungs → repeated toxin exposure

These tissues are mutation hotspots.

The heart also exists in a unique environment:
• Constant mechanical motion
• Extremely high blood flow
• Specialized metabolism

All of this likely makes tumor formation more difficult.

But rare does NOT mean impossible.

Primary heart cancers do exist, including:
• Cardiac angiosarcoma
• Rhabdomyosarcoma
• Primary cardiac lymphoma

They are just extraordinarily uncommon in medicine.

For more fascinating medicine & health facts explained simply, follow @DocPriyamMD

[paul wintergreen @wintergreenpaul]

@MyRaisins What was it

[paul wintergreen @wintergreenpaul]

If my grandmother had wheels then she would be a bicycle

[Bruce North @BruceNorth46058]

If we had the golden plates in a museum, and every expert in the world agreed Joseph translated the Book of Mormon correctly, would that "prove" The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is true? Would everyone be compelled to join the Church?

[paul wintergreen @wintergreenpaul]

Being tall-what makes me handsome and unique , one of my best characteristics
Tiny dick- not my fault, genetics, don’t be mean

[paul wintergreen @wintergreenpaul]

I’m so sorry darling I told you it was a Cock when it was merely a PEEPEE