Tom Singleton

Aspiring author

Winner of no awards

Ranked #1,910,634 in the Kindle Store

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"I will give you pleasure. Pain. Torment. Joy. Whatever I desire… And you will submit willingly."

Gothic horror meets seductive dark fantasy in The Dark Rose of Beaumont Manor.

https://t.co/X9ZWgeU1vG

#romancebooks #spicybook #spicyreads #smutbooks #booktok

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@usludurkizim No.

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@enigmatic_notes Eyeball the fresh prince binky acorn.

I said it slowly but I'm still not laughing. Must be that Gen Z humor

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@PATRIOT2117 Yes. I'm ugly not stupid

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@pixelgrave_exe The Battle of the Bulge. Which is the current battle I have with my unacceptable weight gain.

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@Dussyme Massachusetts

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@eatmancereal

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Crunchy moms will have an encyclopedic knowledge of why pop tarts are the leading cause of autism and cancer in children and some form of government control because of high fructose corn syrup but will eat borax.

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@oelma__ Nice try fed, I'm still not paying my taxes

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Had two people buy my paperback in the last week with zero ebook sales and zero KU pages read. Definitely not complaining, it's just been a very odd month.

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How many current WIP's can you have at one time and still function?

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Currently on a new WIP and the topic of prologues came up between me and my wife as we discussed the beginning of my book

We debated for hours on the subject and came to the conclusion:

No one cares. Write your book how you want.

Thank you and good day.

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Kind of crazy that every single NYT best selling author in my DMs apparently also lives in Nigeria.

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@McDonalds Sorry if this is rage bait. Figured you needed to know what a working one looks like tho

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@sciencegirl My toxic trait is watching this once and thinking I can do it, knowing damn good and well I won't make it past the first step.

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@honeymoon250 I have a hockey mask and a chainsaw by my bed for exactly the scenario of someone breaking in. Because getting chased by a guy in a hockey mask, carrying a chainsaw, who is completely naked, should hopefully be enough to reform them from ever doing that again.

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@Gosleepriya No

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Me during the last episode of The Chair Company:

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@AlTheBoss03

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@otokyo I was the only one in my high school... And I still wasn't the popular one.