wintensional equality

'flawless agda noscope'. the crowd goes wild...

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@lexi_lambda no

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straight from the senior architect's playbook — configure youre editor to pass random configuratoin options to the autoformatter so that none of your code review decisions are clouded by syntax

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if you drop a chicken cutlet on the floor it absorbs all kinds of dirt & particles that make it undesirable but you can scrape off the bits that look dirty. Thats sort of how gradual typing works

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some one please normalize Male content creators on partreon developing c++ 2 with python syntax

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1 hour into the conference talk movie i stood up, said WAIT A MINUTE-THIS SHIT IS FOR 5 YEAR OLD LISP WEENIES! dove across several aisles & dislocated my rib

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"you post about girls being stuck in MVar operiations while people are dying in a submarine. Really normal" i will post about Girls stuck in Mvar operatiobns as the sun engulfs the earth

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if cheese cake factory did not want me crusing for girls race conditions they would not have put the table full of girls on their laptops writing STM programs in there

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sorry to my beloved library developoers on here. i have to vendor small parts of all of them to keep my module graph small. i will miss you but my compilation times will be so nice

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my husband of 26 years has moved to the metaverse to entertain designs of selling effect systems to Ftortnite Gamers

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the next thing hot girls will pretend to enjoy in order to gas light us is Polysemy

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I'm thinking if I can surgically get most of the useless continuation captures in my code removed itll add value. Performance. I'll be able to land more Blog posts

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continuations was supposed to get us all Laid

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rolling out a new feature "Bundler of the month" which could very well get me killed. Many are wondering what this months bundler will be

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trying to convince my dying son to ask the make of wish foundation to let us hire back exactly one engineer from jane's street

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every day i get 100s of messages from young men saying "I need to ejaculate Right now. What do I do." and i say to them all. JUst figure out what depsBuildHostBuuld means from first principles

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never thought i would see the day. a second Core in the ocaml office

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we'd pour hot wax into the assholes of new embedded programmers yelling "Welcome to the CORPS!" cant do that anymore. this nation used to write C

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every veterans day i remember my pet ghc plugin who got defeated by a beam program that i tried to feed it

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i think my neighbor might be a haskal?? hes always yelling shit like "Oh Of Course Trying To Fix One Error Helpfully Shows Me 132 Valid Hole Fits. Of Course My Scrollback Buffer Expands Geometrically"

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how do i mmorph