Jason D. Burley

Hired Pencil of many trades.

[Jason D. Burley @pluckyjthirteen]

It's close enough to Black Friday and I needs the dough SO

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@RealKevinNash I've seen this coming a mile away. The fact that this is a direct result of spite voting to "piss off the libs" only adds fuel to this level of mass inhumanity.

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@TheRealXPac But first, let them go through 1,000 times the suffering before going on the trip down there.

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@RealKevinNash @ksorbs Mr. Nash (avoiding confusion), note that he didn't do the decent thing and name names. Isn't there a specific term for that?

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@ProtonJon You know that one enemy in Adventures of Lolo? *looks up the name* Leeper? Yeaaaah.....don't know what to tell ya. It be like that.

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@ProtonJon @lucahjin Health above everything else. Lung issues are no joke.

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@hildebrandta2 @Ashy_slashee That was a nice touch and continuity nod

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@Mousie1097 Pepperidge Farm remembers!

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@hildebrandta2 @amiga500 @HeMan My condolences.

[Jason D. Burley @pluckyjthirteen]

@lucahjin Keeper of Shoes says, "Get well soon"

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@lucahjin For me, it's a bingo marker as big as the damn SUN!

70's babies, amirite? 😭 Rvhfdvhgdwgetoffmylawntdibgzq...

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@lucahjin

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@mutantsavior11 FEAR NOT! FOR I AM LID! 🫡

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@Mousie1097 CONGRATULATIONS! PROGRESS!

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@lucahjin *inhales*
BOOTYBOOTYBOOTY!
I said it. My work here is done.

[Jason D. Burley @pluckyjthirteen]

@lucahjin You done dood it. Now wut u do?

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@CanadaNonce @CNN Twitter only allows so many characters per tweet. Here are a few sources from a quick research session. I'd properly cite them per MLA standards, but character limit.
https://t.co/X1tfquaYak.

https://t.co/tCIYMEvx1i.

https://t.co/jxI7dzDGzq.

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@CNN 2/2 @CNN, please include additional information your articles. People will not take the time to look up anything anymore. (But you knew that, didn't you?)

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@CNN The problem is that EVERYTHING they do has to be while standing because they are so big, or else their organs will be crushed painfully. Also, leg injuries are VERY difficult to heal for them. In the wild, euthanasia would be considered humane as well. Several sources cited.

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@ZiggoSaberCorgi @stoffhummel Lol! I could be even more of a decadent dandy than I am now.