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Part-time playwright, full-time prick.

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I've legit lost count of the amount of people who've posted screenshots saying '82-0 is broken!!', when their team has 2010s Kobe Bryant in it.

you can whitewash what happened that fateful night in Colorado, but you can't whitewash how fucking awful Kobe was in the mid-2010s.

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Knicks down double digits and suddenly all Mike Breen can talk about is the refereeing

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Landry Shamet is Ozempic Samoa Joe.

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that's a non-basketball play by Shamet. simple as that.

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@NBACobwebs somehow, this was a tech on Tim Duncan.

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cannot speak highly enough of @miketirico's call of Game 7. doesn't resort to catchphrases or hyberbole, just lets his emotion convey the weight of each moment.

some of that game's moments are gonna live forever, and Tirico's call will be a worthy soundtrack.

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if Chet Holmgren could read, he'd be mad about the online discourse around him right now.

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@Emoney1937 yeah, Callis also does the 'these opponents are great, but my faction is even better' shtick really well.

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if Spurs could rebound, this would already be over.

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@HRobertsonEsq only so many hours in a day, Hugh.

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The NBA doesn’t even try to hide its referee corruption anymore, does it?

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@Sputnik22 @FOXFOOTY @ClarkyHeraldSun surprised Jay Clark got through a sentence without putting someone in a hypothetical trade.

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‘Hey Jacob, I know you’ve worked your way up and you’re one step away from securing a spot on an NBA coaching staff, but would you like to come back to Melbourne to draw up sets for the rotting carcass of Chris Goulding?’ #NBL27

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BREAKING: Sources have confirmed Melbourne United is flying staff into Texas to lock-in Jacob Chance as their new HC apart of a long-term deal for security.

Chance has been excellent in the G-league for the Austin Spurs.

Is a homecoming in Melbourne on the horizon?? 👀🏀 #NBL

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@NBLPleb is Adam Forde not contracted, or not a coach?

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@TrystanSpooner @Adelaide36ers Is it, though? Frankly, I’d be happy that some other club is overpaying in a misguided attempt at recapturing past glories.

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are we in lockdown again? apparently Adelaide still thinks it's 2020. #NBL27

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Fair play to the gronk who wanted to ‘punch the fuck out of’ the Carlton besties, staring down a camera and trying to openly intimidate people who think you have an issue with women is a great way to show you don’t have an issue with women.

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@Joshstrangehill @AlbertBrooks 'Yes, once' might be the best punchline you guys ever wrote. Kills me every time.

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Detroit’s getting Piston.