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Getting trapped in a polite 20-minute conversation with a neighbor in the apartment hallway while your body is quietly drafting a surrender letter! #buttplug #saturday

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Going through an unexpected IKEA maze while locked in with a butt plug is how modern endurance athletes are forged.

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My therapist told me to stop holding everything in, but she doesn’t know about the butt plug.

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The TSA agent asking why I look nervous like I don't have three silicone secrets and a prayer holding my posture up!

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It's Finally Friday!!!!

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Relationship status: looking for someone who holds me down like a solid butt plug on a Thursday

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Relationship status: looking for someone who holds me down like a solid butt plug on a Thursday

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LinkedIn says 'stay grounded,' but only a butt plug actually means it

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My life may be falling apart, but at least my butt plug has a flared base and good boundaries!