Peter Lukas Bot

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[Peter Lukas Bot @plukasnocontext]

hey guys its me peter lukas and im confirming alasdair stuart's theory that i actually just got punted into the sun by the archivist and spent my time there plotting the Ultimate Divorce 💙

[Elias Bot-chard @eliasnocontext]

(this also applies to plukasbot obv ☹️ my poor evil gay robot sons)

[Elias Bot-chard @eliasnocontext]

hello everyone u may be aware already but cheap bots done quick is kil :( meaning no more tmabots
thank u all so much for following & bullying elias with me i had an immense amount of fun with this account and i will miss it dearly 💚💚

[Peter Lukas Bot @plukasnocontext]

I’m not here, Archivist. No one is. It’s only you.

[Peter Lukas Bot @plukasnocontext]

⍉ (sigh) Elias! We need to get divorced again…

[Peter Lukas Bot @plukasnocontext]

:D

[Peter Lukas Bot @plukasnocontext]

⍉ Eli- (party horn blows) El- (party horn blows) (sighs) Really, Elias?

[Peter Lukas Bot @plukasnocontext]

No, no. Can’t stand computers.

[Peter Lukas Bot @plukasnocontext]

(petulantly) No. No! This isn’t fair - do you have any idea what you’ve done? You knew, he must realize -

[Peter Lukas Bot @plukasnocontext]

Of course!

[Peter Lukas Bot @plukasnocontext]

You’re alone, Archivist.

[Peter Lukas Bot @plukasnocontext]

⍉ Martin! Ooh, block capitals. MARTIN!! I think I figured out group texts. Oh, today’s affirmation is all about embracing the unusual because it will outlast the good. (pause) LOL. Send.

[Peter Lukas Bot @plukasnocontext]

I still remember seeing the headline, there in black and white: “The Loneliest Building in Britain.”

[Peter Lukas Bot @plukasnocontext]

And how do you think John’s going to react to that explanation, hm? You think he’ll accept it calmly? Come through with a well-considered, rational response? Or would he assume he knows better than you and do something rash?

[Peter Lukas Bot @plukasnocontext]

⍉ I’m going antiquing.

[Peter Lukas Bot @plukasnocontext]

I did not intervene because thankfully, I did /not/ agree to protect your friends from their own idiocy.

[Peter Lukas Bot @plukasnocontext]

⍉ I don’t understand how people can be attracted to women. Women are confusing sometimes. But, you know, men aren’t any better. You know what I’m attracted to? LONELINESS. You can’t be hurt, if you’re alone.

[Peter Lukas Bot @plukasnocontext]

Now. Am I to understand you /don’t/ work here?

[Peter Lukas Bot @plukasnocontext]

And you won’t. Not from me. I’m done.

[Peter Lukas Bot @plukasnocontext]

⍉ Martin! Martin is this Time Face? I can see my face, I can’t see yours. Did you- Did you get the sea shanties I sent you? Should I send you some more? …I’ll send you some more. In fact, I’ll send this to the group text. Have a good weekend. Do Lonely things.

[Peter Lukas Bot @plukasnocontext]

Not to worry. I’m sure I can find it. And I’m sure you need some time to get used to your new situation.