PlumGirl

An alt with no main.. ..no longer craving plums...

[PlumGirl @plum_perfect]

“There’s someone who sees through his eyes, and it’s him!” —Me on realizing I made a new little human and he is a real person 🤯

[PlumGirl @plum_perfect]

@Zoya_ki_batein https://t.co/Qld4iZZQ7E

[PlumGirl @plum_perfect]

@lisatomic5 We just don’t want that sperm to win.

[PlumGirl @plum_perfect]

@lisatomic5 We just don’t want that sperm to win.

[Netflix @netflix]

ALEX HONNOLD AFTER COMPLETING HIS FREE SOLO OF TAIPEI 101: "Sick."

The 101 story climb took 1 hour and 35 minutes #SkyscraperLIVE

[Otto Huang  @OttoHuang120]

awesome! Taipei 101

[PlumGirl @plum_perfect]

@catturd2 He was a decoy.

[PlumGirl @plum_perfect]

@Aella_Girl 4/7

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

My jaw is on the floor

This PhD did a scientific analysis of all bullet audio signatures from the Trump assassination footage

CONCLUSION: Raw Audio evidence proves there were *at least* two shooters firing different weapons in two locations to kill Trump

[PlumGirl @plum_perfect]

@hodgetwins #MAGA

[PlumGirl @plum_perfect]

Several years ago, I was offered free lasik surgery and turned it down. Here’s why..

Every year at Christmastime, one of my favorite activities after decorating the tree is to sit in front of it at nighttime with my glasses off and no contacts in.

[lisatomic @lisatomic5]

idk guys seem to imagine "confidence" like some kinda unwavering/stoic dominant vibe but if you can make a baby laugh like this in front of a woman you've basically hit peak male attractiveness

[PlumGirl @plum_perfect]

@selentelechia Two elephants making a blood pact

[PlumGirl @plum_perfect]

I’ve very literally done this before! 🤣

[PlumGirl @plum_perfect]

@Aella_Girl Flying like a stereotypically depicted superhero (safe and effortless, as fast and far as desired, essentially acting like teleportation) is better than being invisible.

But being invisible is better than flying like a bird (slower, limited, consuming effort).

[PlumGirl @plum_perfect]

@Aella_Girl Ya.. very obviously not a viable option. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Simon Sarris @simonsarris]

there used to be four seasons
now every single season is new, completely new

[PlumGirl @plum_perfect]

@bronzebust Super high T 🔥

[PlumGirl @plum_perfect]

@scrmshw Hellooooooo friend

[PlumGirl @plum_perfect]

@Aella_Girl 17 on my dad’s side. 0 on my mom’s.