Chris Plumb

Author, teacher, jack-of-all trades, blogger, jokester, sports junkie, F. Scott Fitzgerald fan, Lego collector, softball crusher, pizza connoisseur. #WLC

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@Lowes having a zero return policy on Christmas items after 12/24 when there was no sign posted, none on my receipt, and not even attempting to plug my defective product that does not work…?. I understand “rent a holiday” mentality, but geez. Orange is the new me.

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Adonis Garcia just broke up the no-hitter by Astros’ Ronel Garcia in the fifth inning. The Kansas City Royals were nice enough to lend their jerseys (and their bats) to the Texas Rangers. Why baby blue?

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Duke 7’ player runs into Houston player like a RB hitting the line…foul called on Houston. The Duke fix is on. #NCAAfixed

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She became in incoming freshman, joined a sorority, became legal drinking age, watched her parents get divorced and remarried, and then graduated ALL in ONE semester! I wish I could’ve had a Hollywood college experience.

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Just finished the 2018 *masterpiece “Life of the Party” with Melissa McCartney. It was uncomfortable, but funny. Most shocking though? Melissa’s character finished her Senior year of college by taking one 300 level Archeology class. And her movie daughter?

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This UCLA vs Gonzaga game is the worst reffed game I’ve ever seen. And that’s saying a lot. Both sides both halves. Terrible. They should all be fired. It’s atrocious.

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#realtor #petpeeve watching these home remodeling shows where people pull out perfectly functional kitchens and appliances from the early 00’s and build super modern kitchens for $50k but maybe only add $5k in total equity to the house. That’s not how you invest.

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Wishing David Shaw of #Stanford happiness in whatever he does next. 12 years running a high performing football program at an elite academic school is no easy task. Your Cardinals beat my Ducks many a time, but your teams were always well coached, classy, and integrous. Well done

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Trying to get my family Tswift tickets on #ticketmaster is like trying to get a McFlurry at McDonalds. Yeah. Technically it’s offered…but…

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Trying to watch this Lil Baby concert on AmazonLive. Guy has talent; but please, please, stop the auto-tune. It’s so annoying. Like the steel-guitar in every country song. Use it sparingly. #morecowbell

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#Mariners Up big against the #Astros in the 7th? Doesn’t matter. Houston is at home. All the technology and will to cheat to get ahead. 5 runs with 2 HRs off one of the best bullpens. Same old Asterisky, I mean Astroy outcome.

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If you’re vaccination records are murky and you’re thinking of traveling to Australia; Dont joke of it. They’ll deport you. #Djokovic

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Can neither the #Ravens or #Steelers make the playoffs this year, please?This game is like watching those videos of people who can’t parallel park. #badfootball

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Sometimes I wonder what type of girl was torn between 24yo Michael Jackson and 50yo Paul McCartney in the song “The Girl is Mine,” in 1982? McCartney’s Wings was defunct by 1981, and it’s not like Paul or Michael had much in common besides music…and money. Oh yeah. Money.

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Cashier at restaurant has an arm sleeve tattoo of his recently deceased dog. Next to the same size American Eagle.
ME: “Hey man. Sorry about your Eagle.
HIM: laughs hard.
Not everyone appreciates dark humor.

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#selcoselfie

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@DrXtreme80 @BaseballAmerica I

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All these #mlb pitchers crying, losing their sticky tack grip on the ball (Garrett Cole). Wow. Never once heard my varsity softball girls complain about the grip. Never heard it in my years playing. Just play the damn game. You just mad that your competitive advantage is gone.

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Varsity coaching stories: I asked the umpire to throw me out of the game today. I said, "if that's the way your going to call balls and strikes today, just throw me out of the game because I can't coach my girls if you won't let them play ball." 😬😂
#sorrynotsorry

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Wife is playing #animalcrossing on my living room RV and I’m loudly jamming out on my guitar to its terrible music. I’m not sure who is annoyed with who more.